Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse

Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse - The Amanda Show

Welcome to the second guest episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse!  This week we're joined by Dev & Kyle's Head Designer, Amanda.  She's got a bone to pick with US Men's soccer organization's most recent drama.  The entire story is a mess and she's here to spill the tea.  Join us for the abridged version of our interview where we discuss Philly vs Pittsburgh pronunciation, moon tarps, the Qatar world cup, family drama on the national stage, and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse 
00:00 Wrong button00:30 patreon.com/devandkyle02:00 If you know, you know02:22 IP Lawyers needed.   devnkylesta@gmail.com04:45 Hit him with the Thick B06:00 There's no moon.  I've done the research07:15 that's why Amanda likes this show08:35 Those moon tarp people succeed!10:10 Thank you, Covid11:40 Gotta use your eyeballs,  that's bullshit12:15 I can score with a lot of the parts of my body14:00 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grant_Wahl17:30 Soccer fucking kills me, but it shouldn't kill you18:30 45C / 113F is a "normal average high"19:30 Much like the rest of life, nuance is the name of the game21:20 Amanda correctly calls Kyle's interest21:50 https://worldpopulationreview.com/countries/qatar-population24:00 Dev grew up in the Great Sports Desert24:45 https://www.espn.com/video/clip/_/id/3287217225:55 Kyle learns the word "Sportswash"27:05 Joke Time!33:45 https://www.npr.org/2022/10/03/1126587851/womens-soccer-abuse-nwsl-report35:30 For various definitions of "successful"37:00 FIFA, hit us up.  devnkylesta@gmail.com45:35 Amanda comes for the hosts of this show48:20 Sports parents are the worst49:15 Grammerly, you can advertise here, too50:40 Yinz like Youse51:55 Amanda is from the real streets53:40  https://www.concacaf.com/54:10 Kyle was almost interested57:15 Ethan Horvath, despite Dev's bad hearing58:15 Dev & Kyle Break Amanda59:00  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riH5EsGcmTw1:02:00 Amanda's pun ascension1:06:15 Tomorrow.... Tomorrow1:07:00 https://www.espn.com/soccer/united-states-usa/story/4844539/claudio-reyna-told-us-soccer-about-past-gregg-berhalter-domestic-violence-incident-sources1:08:15 "But Earnie....  these tweets are MEAN!"1:09:15 I don't know anyone except all of my close personal friends who1:09:50 https://www.austinfc.com/news/austin-fc-announce-roster-decisions-ahead-of-2022-season1:11:26  https://www.si.com/soccer/2018/12/12/claudio-reyna-family-jack-death-giovanni-dortmund1:12:45 Snowplow parents can fuck you up worse than Hawkeye1:14:10 Youth sports drama at the national level1:15:10 Are you shocked that Dev & Kyle have screwed up a podcast?1:16:00 Any Truers Podcast1:16:20 The Apocalypse Touch1:17:00 The Voodoo magic is available at patreon.com/devandkyle

Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse Episode 15

Welcome to the newest episodes of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse.  Due to life's scheduling problems, we have the second morning record.  The first one resulted in spicy shits and this one is potentially even weirder.  Join Dev & Kyle as they discuss the various meat windows of the day, the understandable frustration of NES games, how to judge an old person's social missteps, WAY too much geometry and much MUCH more on this week's episode!
00:28 Shit broke00:40 Whoops01:25 Dev is working two jobs02:20 Spectator in many meetings02:50 03:10 Four inputs, baby03:45 He's actually right. Concave is like a cave4:50 Same as a mother lifting a car off a child6:10 Because the ray tube contains a vacuum, the glass gets thicker as the screen scales up7:15 what was her name, Dev?7:45 Fuck Super Macho Man8:34 OLEDs are actually made with inkjets.  That's how thin they are9:02 Still a sore spot for Dev9:28 Never google!10:05 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZJekWe1ULY  Might be fake?10:20 An Iron's warmup time is also your cooldown time...12:00 Dev & ChatGPT Start the Apocalypse12:55 SNNNAAAAAAAKE!13:45 Dev the conspiracist is back15:00 You can change the wake word of your device, unless your partner's name is Alexa Computer16:11 "They're working with the government" cannot be said in an intellectually honest way16:40 What-iffers18:35 Whoopi Goldberg is 67 years old.  Nov 13th, 1955 so we judge her based on 197019:00 To calibrate this debate, in 1964 a presidential candidate ran on a "pro segregationist" platform, sooooo19:35 Whoopi's antisemitism "flap" amounts to saying "more than jews died in the holocaust."  Which is....  actually true20:00 Kyle deleted the whole internet20:30 Not yet21:21 You can eat turkey bacon, just don't claim it is the same22:00 https://sustainablescientist.net/2013/03/04/making-bacon-soap/23:00 More recipes on D&KSTA23:50 Juice it with more delicious fat24:55 I do in fact judge my little sister25:30 https://pedersonsfarms.com/blogs/blog/what-is-beef-bacon26:31 You gotta warn somebody!27:50 Beef Jerky is not bacon, Dev28:25 Dev & Kyle Watch the Apocalypse28:50 After breakfast, the day starts29:40 Bacon is day bacon31:10 MC Dev31:40 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CocEMWdc7Ck32:00 "Eating Shakira's Jam" is the new euphemism for cheating33:20 Kyle's mom would never cover33:50 We should someday record Mrs. Kyle's diss track to anything34:41 Big shout out, Dev's Mom!35:10 devnkylesta@gmail.com35:40 JOKE TIME!38:20 We can just say tailor39:25 Kyle was right again.  Google says39:50 Exclusive club40:40 You fucking morons!41:15 You can have anything you want41:25 HE KNEW THAT FROM MEMORY!!!41:55 Rhomboids is the non-gendered term for a square42:40 https://twitter.com/DevAndKyleSTA/status/162117998959617638743:10 This makes no additional sense43:30 Caffeinated Dev is tangential dev44:00 https://us.foursigmatic.com/products/instant-cordyceps45:20 Dev & Kyle Spread the Disease46:15 Stocks will be bought and also sold47:30 Stock-ception48:40 Socks AGAIN?49:20 2 hours of silence?  Fairy tale49:50 Dev's blameless washing machine50:41 This whole episode is the same agitation51:40 Just imagine something we would never do52:10 Socknapping52:40 We just give these genius ideas away for free.  WHY?!?52:40 We've been a little extra all morning!

Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse Episode 14

Dev & Kyle Started the Apocalypse ONE YEAR AGO!  Join us for the newest episode where Dev & Kyle talk about Australian Kid Shows, secret billionaires who own monkeys, the worst case of the dropsies NOT named Tom Brady, Roofing Selfies, Dev makes a HORRIBLE suggestion, and much MUCH MORE on this week's episode!
00:25 Thank you, Chase01:03 devnkylesta@gmail.com01:45 June 26th, 202202:25 Can't blame that one on us04:50 Here it all comes, sorry Aussies05:04 Bluey - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVzLLZkDuFGAE2BGdBuBNBg07:00 All dads telling you to sit up straight09:30 Why would a monkey get to be president?13:35 The Man in the yellow hat is living Dev's dream...14:50 Wakeup, coffee, zoom, podcast, sleep15:25 Dev's wants a yellow hat on rotation16:40 Dev makes a proposal that leads directly to Kyle's divorce17:55 Just go barefoot19:30 They do, in fact, appear to be Joe Burrow slippers20:30 Charlotte is just borderline21:00 Dev gives a wonderful geography lesson21:50 Louisville is close to Bengals stadium 23:15 If you can get to the whole city in 15 minutes, that's a small town25:04 You can stack the chicken 3 times26:45 The most riveting lesson28:30 Dev's prediction 29:07 devnkylesta@gmail.com29:54 Precheck was invented in 201330:47 The first iphone was released in June 200731:25 People would prefer to be sedated than hear Kyle sing33:50 and in a few short days, Dev's cowboys will set a record for "And it's....  no good!"34:50 Messy Moppin'36:41 Slap Smack Crack Crunkle37:55 Kyle rocks a 'Nearly Naked' phone38:41 devnkylesta@gmail.com39:10 Physics never sucks, it blows40:00 The best kind of Roofie Selfie41:18 Could be both41:33 Inbestigators42:51 Just waving your Rs around like you just don't care43:23 This is history, folks43:40 ATTN Dev @ devnkylesta@gmail.com43:55 JOKE TIME!46:00 Kyle breaks Dev46:20 The dog is a bad role model, kids46:44 Literally47:00 Dev feels the need to prove how good of a person he is47:40 Dev's telling fairy tales49:15 Dev declares Kyle a piece of shit50:30 Kind of a dick is not 'a piece of shit'51:20 Kyle was subjugated by a corporation51:40 Check out your own groceries and return your own carts...52:20 Self-returning carts53:31 Dev's doing Man on the Street Interviews54:08 Dev was lied to twice55:45 Curbside delivery changes EVERYTHING56:25 Dev's at home counting bananas57:24 Cheese is the primary ingredient in this show57:55 12 hours live??? More like dead air, amirite?59:38 Goodnight, everybody!

Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse RIGHT NOW!

Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse RIGHT NOW Edition!  This episode we enjoy the live show from a month ago in honor of Dev's birthday.  Join Dev & Kyle on this very special episode where we discuss Mike & Evander, BF Skinner, double check the statute of limitations on abetting grand larceny in Massachusetts, the only food Kyle won't eat again, and much MUCH MORE!
00:30 We're doing Twitch right00:50 Kyle gets it wrong01:00 She does not appear to be trans but does say she was fired for her sexual orientation.  Lots of drama https://www.courier-journal.com/story/money/companies/2019/08/27/bulleit-bourbon-founder-accused-of-abuse-daughter/2050140001/01:45 Courtesy of Amanda, check out the next episode!02:15 The Dev Abides02:45 RIP Henry Cavill03:35 Friend of the show https://twitter.com/theblackkristy103:46 Down to get friction on?04:18 twitch.tv/devandkyle05:11 How fast can we disappoint the audience?07:20 The next time Dev was this excited was when our show launched07:55 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-64CaD8GXw08:36 Mic Drop  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Flutie09:00 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flutie_effect09:10 Wikipedia says "Height: 5 ft 10 in (1.78 m)"  Dev calls bullshit09:20 Kyle would never google this, but if he did...  There are numerous pictures showing Doug much taller than his 5'8" daughter09:36 We should @ Flutie again, right?09:50 We will not confirm the identity of the criminals10:23 This is absolutely not what the Boston Tea Party was about10:50 Sorry, Boston11:25 What a poor economic decision11:55 Steal from journalists:  writing an article is literally the minimum they can do about you12:45 This is a back reference to Episode 13, the Christmas day episode14:00 "That was the point"14:50 Dev almost ends the show15:15 They did not have a three point line15:35 Before time was invented16:15 Keep your favorites to yourself17:18 Kirin Fuji Sanroku18:35 You're dead to me19:10 Kentucky is the Chicken https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/B3N6uYWVxi6DK9yhA4CdhV-970-80.jpg.webp19:29 Dev will never explain the tobacco industry reference23:25 Hello Micro-Dev!24:40 Classy and off-center, Dev!25:30 Kyle will eat it25:51 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_luwak  Very good coffee26:06 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hongeo-hoe27:10 Don't fuck it up, Kyle27:45 you can be a patron too.  patreon.com/devandkyle29:15 I drink water, don't worry31:20 tell us about the piss muscle32:40 Kyle will eat anything but not this again33:15 surprise shart!33:45 Dev's a catfish expert34:00 Shark egg omelets anyone?34:33 Yes, 4 chambered heart is a requirement34:45 There's no such thing as "a fish"35:00 All wars are result of mammals35:45 We promise more science content36:08 Cass sent a secret message37:30 Congratulations on being a fan of this exclusive content39:00 Mama Dev lost Dev39:40 Still a secret...40:45 that was a real low bar...41:15 THANK YOU, CASS!!!!42:30 Girlfriends are normal now43:00 Mrs. Dev's first appearance on the show!43:25 twitch.tv/devandkyle43:50 Strim, Stream, Strum45:30 Pizza and Turkey46:00 Frozen pizza for thanksgiving...46:30 Record scratch47:25 Uni47:40 Kyle is obsessed48:55 Kyle makes a declaration to the newest viewers49:50 Dev will be picky until the day he dies50:36 "Maybe a medium"50:50 devnkylesta@gmail.com51:05 Explosives should be a part of every junior high science fair53:50 Another one-chip challenge is BANNED54:20 Another bullet in the chamber54:50 patreon.com/devandkyle55:26 https://twitter.com/enchroma/status/149875187330988851956:00 Mrs. Kyle doesn't have time to listen...57:11 pigeon guided missiles57:40 That's not how the magic of the show was broken, Dev58:20 Just ins and outs, baby59:20 Pigeons and Missiles, single use01:00:10 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers01:01:25 The bite happened 28 June 199701:01:58 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKPMVex-UKk01:02:25 Kyle fucked that shit right up01:03:25  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMgUwxQzTqs01:03:55 JOKE TIME!01:04:15 chasenoseworthy on youtube01:05:30 Exhibit A against01:06:00 It really isn't important01:06:30 Explain yourself, Dev01:07:10 something with what, Dev?01:08:30 We did not shout out FTX01:09:15 Kyle is the number listener01:10:40 Kyle details all of his faults01:10:25 Dev's doodies01:11:08 The only time we remembered the story we were telling01:11:40 Full Executive Energy01:12:10 Fake while you make it01:13:00 The closest of relationships01:13:45 Losing fans left and right01:14:10 We refuse to make content for people to enjoy01:14:40 Happy Birthday, Dev!01:15:00 Good night, everybody!

Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse Episode 13 Merry Christmas!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, APOCALYPTOS!  Dev & Kyle step away from the presents to release the latest episode.  We've got a show jam packed with conversations about how everything we touch turns to shit around here, the Inventor Mount Rushmore, the NBA's award recipients, and much much more (all with a slightly blue tinge to the whole episode).
 
00:20 Dev's a Ho00:30 Merry Christmas01:03 Small Holiday Hiatus01:35 There's a lot of meth OFF-SCREEN in Smokey & Bandit01:52 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEcq3tvAYFc02:22 2009 for Eastbound & Down03:15 Success is all that matters03:25 P-Ninety-Meth03:47 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QBHO6ek2mU04:15 Shiiiiiiiiiieeeeeet, Zach04:55 I bet you wish you didn't know it was “Screech: Saved by the Smell.”06:10 Christmas Morning Interruptions06:35 Santa drinks all the whiskey07:40 Maybe Kyle believes he's the star of this show?09:25 A self-given trophy that says "Budgie Me Smugglers"10:48 nos esse solebat, vincula11:10 The American Dream of the Garage Inventor12:00 Famous inventor, John Long12:38 The walkman was "Kozo Ohsone, general manager of the Sony Tape Recorder Business Division, and his staff, under the auspices and suggestions of Sony Founders Ibuka and Morita"13:15 This hereby testifies as Dev & Kyle's final will and testament14:00 The SS 100, Kyle's Super Soaker http://www.isoaker.com/Armoury/Analysis/1991/super_soaker_ss100.php15:22 devnkylesta@gmail.com15:55 Just kidding, It is number 116:30 Or battery powered models existed17:25 Lonnie sells it to Laramie in fact18:00 He had between 1-2% of sales, depending on type21:40 Theo and Ora Coster24:30 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pop_it25:00 A carpet of nipples26:15 Greatest year of the Show26:55 Officially, "The Michael Jordan Trophy, which will be awarded to the Kia NBA Most Valuable Player"27:15 Two googles in one show, Kyle's off his game28:18 https://www.hbo.com/movies/kareem-minority-of-one30:15 https://www.hbo.com/winning-time-the-rise-of-the-lakers-dynasty31:48 A weird cut-in32:10 Aged like Milk segment33:00 A recollection of all the Apocalypse33:55 Kyle is no longer affiliated with Kanye (never was)34:41 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY9iRhSCFxo   2018 Bill gets it right35:20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RMdwA8GWB8  2009 G&O "Who said it?"36:15 D&KSTA Gets is Real Wrong37:10 There is no mention of FTX according to the Show Notes38:10 Find out what Thanksgiving said.  News at 11.39:50 Joke TIME!40:20 Dev finally gets one right40:40 This show has always been a waist of time41:45 https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/oddly-enough/georgian-archaeologists-find-18-million-year-old-human-tooth-2022-09-09/42:50 Just a different kind of point....43:20 Finally, this show has a point44:55 The Memento of podcasts46:25 Dev takes off his shirt48:30 Dev wants 8am sunrises...49:45 out of 4000+ days of his life...  50 days50:55 Dev just wants to never sleep52:30 Riveting stories of sleeping53:10 https://www.oig.dot.gov/sites/default/files/DOT%20Time%20Zone%20Final%20Report%209-20-22.pdf54:10 https://www.up.com/customers/track-record/tr031020-time-zones.htm58:10 devnkylesta@gmail.com59:05 Enemy of the Show, Ashley

Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse Best Of Show, Part 1

This week Dev & Kyle are on a hiatus they didn't approve but apparently needed.  While they're away, enjoy some fan favorite highlights from Episodes 1-5, well before they were professional podcasters of fame and reknown

Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse - Episode 12

Welcome to the Thanksgiving Food Episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse. Spoiler Alert: Don't listen to this episode hungry.  Come along on a twisting, winding, meandering path wherein Dev & Kyle discuss American Thanksgiving's unique place in world holidays, which foods are their favorites of the season, whether or not we hit peak Black Friday, the manner in which Kyle was murdered last week, Kyle finds Dev's joke limit TWICE and much, MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse
 
00:35 In which secrets are revealed...01:04 Podcasting professionals making a professional podcast01:35 devnkylesta@gmail.com01:48 A morning record for Thanksgiving reasons 02:15 A Jamboree definition, please03:15 Random exhibitionists in the same gym04:55 They didn't have basketballs in Ireland until 199905:40 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Laimbeer%27s_Combat_Basketball06:12 48 inches is 122cm06:35 The first tangent in the history of DNKSTA07:00 Welcome new listeners!08:12 Fourth of July is Sales Christmas!08:32 In which Kyle explains how sales quarters work09:50 24x7x35110:07 We find out that December will be "The Month of Dev"10:30 Dev, who hates road trips, won't live in Hawaii because it makes road trips hard10:55 A resort you say?11:35 The very first time ever that Kyle says something wrong on this show12:25 Hats off to people working on Thanksgiving.  You are doing the real work12:55 Kyle has a few rules, but this is a big one13:15 Black Friday is Combat Pay14:00 Murderers abound at the grocery store on Thanksgiving day14:35 Dev predicts Combat Friday, 202215:49 LAMB BASTED!16:10 http://blackfridaydeathcount.com/   It was 2011, where shoppers stepped over a dying man or 2008 when shoppers trampled a worker to death.  You choose, apocalyptos17:00 We're ready for your charity, Jeff17:20 devnkylesta@gmail.com

Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse Episode 11

Dev & Kyle take another crack at the apocalypse this week!  Dev's arm feels better but that's not all on the good news front.  Join us this week as we read the most offensive email in the history of the Internet, find out what a Six Flags Over Jesus is, be sacrilegious (on a fucking Sunday no less), discuss Dev's boneless family, the many reasons Dev & Kyle can never meet, what makes a Carolina style hot dog and much, MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse!
00:35 Fuck it, we'll do it live01:05 This is when the show starts01:30 The Dev Abides02:07 devnkylesta@gmail.com03:10 Dev's Christmas List03:45  How to fix problems with socks 04:15  Take your shoes off in Kyle's house05:00 No shoe is as comfy as being barefoot05:30 Slipper socks05:55 The worst email in the history of emails07:00 Ashley unites Dev & Kyle07:48 Do you have a question or are you just happy to see me?08:30 Socks & radiation suits:  both for protection09:15 patreon.com/devandkyle09:57 False big reveal10:15 Matching socks is a horrible chores10:35 Declare sock bankruptcy11:15 You have no idea how many socks you have11:40 Left and Right socks?  INSANITY12:03 The least flattering thing ever said about Mrs. Kyle12:40 curving towards the middle13:00 Daddy, my socks don't fit13:55 Impossible to feel like you're not wearing socks15:10 15 minutes in traffic. The Horror15:30 A Chik-Fil-A reason for not going to Costco15:50 Especially on a fucking Sunday16:06 Six Flags Over Jesus16:50 The traffic is what is wrong with it17:15 You were watching me reject tangents17:48 Picking up things off the ground with both feet, standing up18:10 Dev had a streak for a few years18:38 You can see when the claws not getting a full grip19:05 A claw machine isn't a toy dispenser19:59 Not if you want something...20:30 Mrs. Dev & Mrs. Kyle might be twin sisters20:55 We're never going to meet21:10 The 7th gate to Hell21:35 That can't possibly count22:10 I don't count the bullshit from eighth grade23:10 abuse from where?  Come again?23:25 remember the time Kyle got Dev fired24:10 Dev's hooking for a promotion24:55 It is not a goal25:15 The goal is not the goal25:40 Two reasons not to meet26:55 You trust everything that Google says?27:05 Dev became his own worst enemy28:05 Alexa doesn't even know about chicken pox28:35 You can go to jail29:20 Mondegreens30:35 Revved up like a douche on Red Bull and Vodka31:40 Butthole out of the blue32:30 Pass the Cumin33:10 Pass the Ketchup Shaker34:40 Pick a band who I know but I don't know35:50 Dev's addicted to Pepper36:15 devnkylesta@gmail.com36:45 Kyle isn't, by definition, cougar bait38:15 Dev's addicted to mustache38:45 Right before Harry Styles spit on him39:05 In which Kyle buys a suit from a Dandy39:50 You can be a Dandy OR have kids, not both40:30 Functional Spectacles...41:10 Function + Form is Fashion41:35 The suit was not measured in prison42:10 If he's dressed like that, he's asking for it...43:00 What the fuck is up with that?43:30 Is this why you make your friends on a podcast?44:30 Kentucky vs Arizona in Heart Transplants45:20 Kyle's children hate fried chicken45:45 Dev hates Kentucky Fried Chicken46:15 Dev is a breast man, Kyle likes the thighs46:55 Dev has a boneless family47:45 Get yer chicken wings at the dollar store48:20 You bone on bone-in night48:45 JOKE TIME!49:25 more complaints about Dev's brain49:55 Today's geopolitical lesson51:15 Dev doesn't like burgers52:10 Kyle has nothing for Dev to eat53:00 The two places in the world where Dev will deign to eat without a Rabbi53:45 A truck stop without room for trucks54:10 Hit us up, Checker's55:00 Mustard, Chili, and Slaw is a Carolina Dog 56:05 Kyle puts Mayo first on a hot dog56:50 Creepy Ring Girls?  Fuck off, Checkers   https://goo.gl/maps/kAG6146zYk65nrF5657:10 IT IS A 30 SECOND VIDEO!!!58:10 Dev has been fired by North Carolina's Chamber of Commerce59:10 The Ring Girls dressed as Playboy bunnies for Easter?01:00:15 Hey, they got a soul inside this computer1:00:40 Whistleblowers get our full support1:01:10 Skynet's word is not it's bond01:01:55 That computer I loved was actually pretty racist...1:03:00 Racist Robot Lover Boy1:03:25 Don't be a Ye!1:04:00 You sound like a Google Chat Bot!1:04:40 Thanksgiving next episode1:05:45 America did not invent independence1:06:40 The food is the actual point of American Thanksgiving1:07:10 Dev bets Black Friday fights are back for 20221:07:59 Sweaty, Scratchy Feet!

Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse Episode 10

(TW: Detailed discussions of bodily injury from accidents)  Welcome to the Episode that almost never happened.  Dev & Kyle tell stories about how they almost died living life in the last few weeks.  First, Dev loved the chip so much that he got a bone chip, no one would take a picture of Dev's insides, Dev's adventures with pills, Kyle's adventures with reading ultrasounds, cannibals in pop culture, Kyle tells a joke on the radio that only works in person, and what we will do after we buy Hulu.  All this and more on this episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse!
 
01:12 devnkylesta@gmail.com01:45 A recitation of how much we've done it since last episode02:10 I was fine...  but the aftermath02:30 Dev is a certified crazy person02:50 Some people think this happens with every IPA03:35 How do you not eat in a weird way05:00 Covid changed everything05:30 Dev's eating habits are ... shit05:55 Go fuck yourself06:30 Two of these idiots are better than one07:10 Something to do on the scientific level07:30 Kyle questions Dev's life choices7:55 Beer scientists, devnkylesta@gmail.com08:45 Hammer League, Now on the Ocho09:25 This podcast is about friendship09:35 This podcast is NOT about agreements10:40 Evacuation imminent11:25 WARNING:  Don't eat the fucking chip11:50 Basic bitch food12:45 Dev's regrets14:05 Spoiler alert:  Dev was sober14:25 Kyle has PTSD for Dev's eyeballs15:30 Reign in an early night....16:25 4 out of 5 doctor's agree:  You should have broken this17:10 Alternate universe where Dev and his 4 friends are the Bird Scooter Circus Folk17:45 Dev the rule follower  DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN18:28 15 mph is 24.14kph, just so you know19:10 Did you get the QR code on that scooter19:51 If you don't want to hear about blood, skip to 21:45 (at least)21:00 The ER can't fix a big hole...21:45 An explanation of American Healthcare22:35 Only the Americans understand23:00 Dev warns his wife...  a crucial detail24:00 Full moons are not actually worse...  but they totally are25:40 Large werewolf population in Louisville also a possible explanation27:45 Kyle's tips to not be bothered28:40 Dev is too nice to bleed on the floor29:05 Dev keeps saying "See the Meat"  I'm sorry listeners29:41 The first time that Dev is told he has broken bones...  remember this moment30:30  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk31:15 It gets hard when you squeeze it31:53 Two weeks on my ass32:30 Dev's going to rehab soon33:18 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stranger_Comes_to_Town34:15 POP35:00 Scar Tissue in the Joint35:30 CONGRATULATIONS on 90 degrees36:00 Just keep stretching it36:40 Now he doesn't have any broken bones.  Remember this moment37:25 The doctor drives Dev to the brink...38:22 Arm Guillotine 38:55 Dev's death would make great content39:55 Brown Chicken Brown MRI40:50 Now we need a second brush with death42:20 Usually this level of kindness accompanies crime42:40 Still a lady in the MRI....  we already made the MRI porn joke, though43:35 Third time is the charm43:55 Dev is told a second time that he has no broken bones.  Remember this moment45:01 The doctor is like... yeah, that's an elbow45:45 A 2nd tangent from the 3rd topic change47:45 Two legs, Two Berries, One Twig - Now on Discovery+49:20 This part should be under the skin49:45 You broke your bones so hard that they aren't broken anymore50:20 You seem like you don't need a doctor50:48 If you know bone densities, email us devnkylesta@gmail.com51:35 The secret to getting better is to just not die52:20 A hole instead of a canyon52:55 Notice how kind Dev & Kyle are by not making vagina jokes53:15 Scars are for picking up chicks and telling children53:35 Finally we get to Kyle's problem in Episode 10, try #154:34 JOKE TIME!54:45 Cannibals on netflix55:10 Evan Peters  https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1404239/55:55 Lawyers are the hipsters of true crime56:20 Kyle explains a visual joke on an audio only podcast.  We're such professionals...57:10 Screw it, I can't feel it57:38 https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/apiarist58:15 APRN.IO   It is not a real thing.....  so far59:15 Completely uninformed is one of the themes of this show1:00:10 Speaking of creepy children1:00:51 This child is a psychopath1:01:24 The Cupcake Killer1:01:38 20-25 years to go...1:02:00 Dev & Kyle buy Hulu in 2045.  You were here first1:02:40 patreon.com/devandkyle1:03:00 What we would do for $100 million dollars....1:03:40 Good night, everybody

Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse Episode 9

This is Dev's One Chip Challenge!  Here's the episode where Dev melts his own brain by choice for Kyle's enjoyment.  Come along on another audio journey (or choose video this time?  Listen in...) as Dev & Kyle discuss Dutch cheese, spicy foods and eating them, Dev's Petty Bitch Stories, Kyle's uninformed sociological opinions, a true story and an untrue joke, all this and MORE on another episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse!!!!
Watch Dev's face actually melt in the video version of this episode.  Available on patreon.com/devandkyle for all our beautiful Apocalyptos!
 
01:00  Dev & Kyle made a good decision01:49 The listeners have it better than we do02:24 A very special afternoon record02:47 Paqui - https://paqui.com/onechipchallenge/03:18 Ebay $100 for one tortilla chip04:00 This is the first video episode ever4:30 Dev's going to chew all episode04:45 What the fuck is the one chip challenge anyway?05:52 Dev's in trouble at the one minute mark06:16 Dev went into the challenge unarmed06:40 Become an Apocalypto  http://patreon.com/devandkyle07:25 Kyle is now officially carrying the show, as opposed to before08:10 Dev can handle ghost pepper and criticism08:50 Dev's spicy CV09:20 Dev found The Last Dab enjoyable10:00 Mama Dev on standby11:15 Kyle chooses not to feel shame11:30 Dev almost touched his eye...12:15 the spice is in his sweat12:45 There's an official place for the show to be posted13:00 Babybel cheese is so gouda, you edam right away13:50 Kyle is now formally banned from the entire country of the Netherlands14:30 Dev is on a spice trippin' balls14:56 Sucking it off your tongue15:16 I'm used to having something else get this off16:15 Pro women's rugby is not for the feint-hearted17:00 Kyle's potentially misogynistic opinion incoming17:45 learning how to not do permanent damage19:50 Dev moves to Bel Air20:40 Dev sells out Kyle21:15 Mexican restaurants look great21:40 Will Smith the slapper, not the catcher22:00 Will Smith may not be as well put together as we surmised23:00 Will learned his forehand skills from Papa Williams24:00 Kyle loves food24:40 Raw Horse sashimi25:00 Kyle was adventurous while underinformed about the food25:55 patreon.com/devandkyle26:25 Surreptitious nibble27:20 Dare to eat paper!28:00 Unquenchable thirst28:15 Dev seems to have recovered28:40 Kyle is doing his part to drink Dev's quota29:00 We have found the Anti-Dev29:30 She's a mayo type person30:10 Miracle Whip is better than mayonnaise.  Send your hatemail to devnkylesta@gmail.com30:45 Kyle's threshold for black pepper is very high31:57 Kyle makes a bold scientific proposition32:40 And he's CORRECT!33:20 You know what no one has never asked me to do?33:50 Be careful what you wish for34:21 Hi, Dev.  Welcome to the show34:40 Smurf tongue's gone34:50 A tongue of tongues35:05 Bonus Joke36:00 Peer pressure leads to tongue reveals36:30 devnkylesta@gmail.com36:55 Dev has a very complicated story of uncommon sense37:25 Dev loves a good free t-shirt37:45 For whoever won would be the winner38:45 These shirts are not for you39:25 Get that shirt, Dev39:40 Yuengling brewery40:20 Finally found something Kyle doesn't know40:45 Future bandolier demonstration41:40 Brew at the Zoo43:15 Very Important Line Standers44:00 Dev got ripped off by a zoo.  I say steal a monkey for recompense45:25 Flies are traditionally not a zoo animal you're hoping to see46:00 Dev's Petty Bitch is on point46:25 Game recognize game46:55  Corvid is a bad name now...47:25 Word of the Day48:20 Hogwarts' graduates need to aim higher49:00 Ain't no crow like a trash gettin' crow cuz a trash gettin' crow don't stop50:00 Crows like a contagion50:30 Dev's sound effects are mid51:00 "Today on main street, a known litterbug was murdered by crows.  What would you call that?"51:40 Poe the prognosticator52:30 The joke is 100% false.  Do not repeat it53:00 Kyle refuses to feel shame for this show55:20 Kyle provides the opposite of medical advice55:50 Beef Jerky is delicious.  Eat some57:10 Jerky Chip Lip57:40 S&V Chips & Beef Jerky Methamphetamines58:05 Peeing in a bottle is for children58:52 Garden Hose at best...59:10 The Best Dev in this episode59:30 The first-half Dev was not on target59:50 It is official, Dev is invincible!!!1:00:10 Dev's over it1:00:25 Cow Milk Revelation1:00:55 Dev died doing something he loves1:01:20 Here comes the warning label, kids1:02:00 Putting your finger in the bottle1:02:20 Ice cream and ranch dressing1:02:40 Milk Sandwiches1:03:00 Now Dev goes for hot wings1:03:15 G'night, everybody!1:03:52 Bye, Dev!