Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse Episode 2

We're not cancelled!  Join Dev & Kyle as this finally becomes a relationship and not a one night stand.  Tonight's fare includes not one but TWO pieces of fan mail, Dev finds out what generation he's in, we get REAL nostalgic for horrible noises, Tim Curry's discography, the fact that Kyle hates shoes AND MORE!

 

2:00 We got fan mail from Bob
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3:00 2nd piece of mail may not be fan mail, but we're not gonna read it
3:45 Covid is in the house
5:15 Covid isn't fake, quit us
7:00 Amanda is a fan, it is declared
7:30 We did not name Home Alone 
8:00 How did we name the show?
8:45 Dev got top billing
10:15 Dev breaks Kyle's brain
10:45 Reaction videos are an art form rarely done well
13:15 Oregon Trail generation represent
13:45 Hoagies and Grinders
14:45 Kyle's parents taught him how to use a phone  book
15:30 No wonder Dev & Kyle get along
16:15 A phone line IN YOUR ROOM!?!
17:00 a story in which papa Dev seems oblivious
18:00 Dial-up sound:  the most beautiful screech
18:30 Getting on and getting off
20:00 Kyle would use his computer for hours without being online but FOR WHAT???
21:00 Video games didn't need you to be online
21:25 Tim Curry's best roles of all time
22:15 Tim Curry's discography
22:45 What will Dev's wiki entry say?
23:15 Dev's disinformation campaign about Kyle
23:30 Kyle is the Kanye of this podcast
25:00 Lil Nas X makes the show
26:10 Montero is a banger, but not for kids
26:36 Kyle won't defend Dev's fathering
26:45 KidzBops from the Other Side
27:55 Hidden gems in the lyrics
28:55 KidzBopWop
29:10 Stay hydrated, Kids
29:52 Its got what plants crave
32:00 The dark reminder
33:50 A discussion on sock sales
36:44 A scientific poll regarding sock usage
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37:30 Kyle would never wear shoes again
40:00 Soles are what connects us to the Earth
40:45 Dev's version of heaven is the shoed vs the unshod
41:15 Kyle's version of heaven is the TSA
41:30 Segues are Kyle's favorite hobby
41:45 Skin or no skin?
42:09 some words are fun to say
42:30 Unblemished?
42:48 Some questions have answers
43:15 My evil lion uncle has a first name
44:00 According to native Swahili speakers on the internet
44:45 Benefit of the doubt
45:02 The hardest question Kyle has ever asked Dev
45:50 Some questions are unanswerable
46:22 Oops, shit, kid
47:00 Kyle finally tells a bad joke
47:45 Kyle's got a hot take on Aladdin
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48:20 Robin Williams is a better genie
49:30 Kyle forgets about 3-4 Disney movies for boys
50:00 Disney princesses, not the greatest role models
50:30 Dev explains it, chasing the man is a bad plot
50:50 Brave is the first non-misogynist Disney movie
52:16 Best song in the live action Aladdin is the Jasmine
52:55 Will Smith is fine.  He's weird.  He's Tom Cruise Crazy
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53:30 Bat shit crazy, makes good movies
53:45 Kyle has never seen Tropic Thunder
54:00 Tropic Thunder is a teensy bit problematic
54:36 Kyle makes a promise for a future episode
55:25 Punching up as they say
55:45 RDJ takes down method actors
56:00 the terrible Joke Time Drop
56:30 This joke takes place in a bar
58:17 Positive reinforcement
58:45 BONUS JOKE!
59:15 Comments on Fast Food chains
60:00 Speaking of genitalia, Dev
1:00:35 What I doo doo
1:01:30 Dev, Man of Culture
1:02:00 Roman people were degenerates
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1:03:00 First Yelp Reviews, a poo review
1:03:30 When everyone has a dress, you've got a portable stall door
1:04:25 Spread Eagle is optional
1:05:25 Rome, New York must be double fucked
1:06:00 Plumbing fans
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1:06:40  CONSTANT EXPLOSIONS
1:07:25 The sewer story to end all stories
1:08:00 Aelian, Roman author, tells us of a foreigner who comes to Puteoli
1:08:30 Spoiler alert: They're not great
1:08:50 This has to be a joke, right?
1:09:25 Before germs were invented
1:10:00 Dev questions the ...  LOGISTICS? of this situation.  That's Dev's first question???
1:10:47 these jokes write themselves folks
1:11:00 Clean ass?  No.  Unexploded ass?  Good day
1:12:20 The 2nd person to try something isn't crazy
1:12:45 Theater of the Mind
1:13:00 Kyle teaches us about the coffee plant
1:13:30 We find the thing that grosses out Dev
1:14:00 This coffee is fucking delicious
1:14:48 Number 2
1:15:00 Human see, Human do
1:15:40 The third option is the practical joke
1:16:00 Roasted, got 'em!
1:16:45 Sorry Matt Damon
1:17:20 The exact opposite of the laws of physics