Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse May 28th 2023

Welcome to this long (for Americans at least) weekend edition of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse!  Join Dev & Kyle this week as they discuss the jobs that ChatGPT is coming for (Not Dev's, he's safe), the overlap of sports and municipal politics (riveting), the relative value of inventing new crimes vs performing old crimes with 1000 other perpetrators, Dev's annual trip to the Kentucky Derby, nickels vs rocks and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse!

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00:00:21  Dev's back!
00:01:10 The difference between Dev & GPT is the intelligence
00:01:45 Life is like chasing a snake with an asphalt machine
00:02:10 Kyle doesn't golf but he doesn't HATE golf
00:02:40 Not actually Mark Twain
00:03:00 Golf:  Hit the ball as far as you can and if you find the ball the same day, you win
00:03:25  Kyle doesn't pay attention
00:03:50 Hockey is for everyone WITH A JACKET
00:04:10  Arizona, the Florida of the southwest
00:04:30 Best possible deal with a guy who got kicked out of his last arena
00:05:00 It is just compensation, completely above board.  That's why it isn't bribery
00:05:30 Come check out my box
00:05:40  FOX Corporation is what Kyle means
00:06:52 That's a lot of power, Bob
00:07:25 12F is the answer.  https://www.extremeweatherwatch.com/cities/phoenix/lowest-temperatures
00:08:15 Bellevue is definitely building Skynet
00:08:30 Dev is just jealous of the robots coming for his job
00:09:48 Fucking Sky Net....
00:10:00 wait...  what now?
00:10:15  Wait, did Dev say Kyle's job is to steamroll
00:11:21 OBS recorder & chat.openai.com & Talk-to-ChatGPT
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/talk-to-chatgpt/hodadfhfagpiemkeoliaelelfbboamlk
00:11:55 devnkylesta@gmail.com
00:12:10 We're talking AI applications for people to rein in this show
00:12:30 Hey BOB
00:12:45 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_penguin
00:13:15 These are penguins, not rock stars
00:13:35  We keep most of the internet out, intentionally
00:14:30 Some chairs are for outside and some chairs are for inside.  Kyle doesn't make the rules
00:15:15 You know who else was resourceful and yet unprepared?  MacGuyver
00:15:40 There are two categories of things in a hotel room:  Things you can take and things you can't
00:16:10  If you work in a hotel, email us devnkylesta@gmail.com and tell us if anyone ever took the chair
00:16:30  Confidence goes a long way...  like this show
00:17:15 Steal a chair? That's just recline-ulous! I'm seat-ainly innocent!
00:18:20 Venn diagram of motels that provide chairs but don't provide AC is probably small 
00:19:00 Get ready for Dev's ChatGPT impression...
00:20:05 Kentucky people are last on the bourbon distributor list of people to please
00:20:35 In which Dev has a problem with Supply side economics
00:21:25 In which Kyle just reminisces about bourbons he's had
00:22:00 https://www.southernliving.com/recipes/transfusion-drink
00:22:45 Instead of waiting for wine, just add vodka
00:23:25 Vodka is the only thing that markets that the best kind is utterly tasteless
00:24:00 Transfusion boomerang
00:24:30 You can survive any amount of booze if you drink it slow enough
00:25:30 Cinco De Mayo was on May 5th, 2018 and will not again until 2029
00:26:30 Kyle learned about Thurby on this show last year
00:27:00 That isn't actually why he couldn't be on the show
00:27:30 If you don't invent a new crime, just have 30 people do the same crime as you at the same time
00:27:55 Cracking the tops and bam bam bam!
00:28:15 Just put the alcohol directly into my mouth
00:28:30 Keys in the bowl is a reference to tipping with your wife, kids
00:29:15 Nomihodai (all you can drink) with Teishoku (fixed menu) or Nomihodai & Tabehodai (all you eat)
00:30:00 Americans are a special breed
00:31:00 Love you, Australians
00:32:20 I promise you the service will be good enough to keep your drink full
00:35:15 Dev broke his promise to Kyle.  We still have day jobs
00:35:45 Gotta talk to Dev before Thurby or wait until after May 15th
00:36:50 Race horses retire from running to go fucking
00:38:50 This is shockingly accurate math from Kyle after two bourbons
00:39:25 Kyle enables Dev.  That's the entire genesis of this show
00:40:15 Doubts to Dollars - The Dev Story
00:40:55 https://www.businessinsider.com/jpmorgans-nickel-bags-turned-out-to-filled-with-stones-2023-3
00:41:10 England just has five pees
00:42:11 How do you even know what nickel looks like?
00:42:30 54 metric tonnes is 0.14% of the world supply but 2% of a years's worth of nickel mining
00:44:10 Kyle is WILDLY wrong.  56 metric tonnes of the good rock is $35,000
00:44:40 LLMs offer non-deterministic responses trained on human feedback, however mathematics is by definition deterministic (same answer every time)
00:46:10 Especially if you are Dev's children or Kyle's children
00:47:05 Chefs don't actually work at McDonald's
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00:49:30 https://www.liquid-iv.com/articles/inside-seaberry-the-sustainable-story-of-a-superfruit
00:52:25 It is joke time, so settle in
00:52:55 This entire story is false, don't fall for it
00:52:35 It is actually 100% false.  Kyle is lying to you and to Dev
00:54:35 Absolutely not a supreme court thing, Kyle continues to lie to Dev
00:55:50 Not alcatraz because this is 100% made up
00:56:05 A quick joke in the joke
00:56:40 Sounds plausible right?  100% false
00:57:50 All 200 people are made up, so don't cry
00:58:24 It was obvious all along...
00:59:20 The customary ritual is back!
01:00:05  Actually nope.  Still Dev