Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse March 19th, 2023

Welcome to this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse and the official start of the new naming format.  There was champagne in the green room for this momentous occasion.  Join Dev & Kyle this week as they discuss the largest HOAs, the economics of running a Barbecue restaurant, unspoken rules that shouldn't need to be spoken, the Mecca for Rebeccas, the frustrations of home improvement and much, MUCH MORE!

00:30 Double Negatives all the way down
01:09 devnkylesta@gmail.com
01:20 Episode 17 if you like the old way 
01:55 Apply this podcast topically
03:35 "Mister Chik-Fil-A, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!"
04:24 https://www.businessinsider.com/chick-fil-a-forced-to-tear-down-and-rebuild-busy-drive-thru-restaurant-2023-1
05:16 They always want to bitch
05:55 Build Back Better...  at a Chik-Fil-A
06:15 The beginning of Dev Starts the Apocalypse
06:40 This is what happens when Kyle's track is on mute
07:20 Shout out Zencastr for saving all the audio during the fuckup!
07:50 That's real municipal decision making!
08:40 Just fucking demolish it!
09:30 Chasers sounds like a shitty airport bar
10:30 Dev & Kyle are a bargain at any price
10:50 Sound drops for everyone
11:15 https://www.huffpost.com/entry/nfl-teams-questions-prospects_n_63dc0809e4b01a4363932cfc
12:30 "In 2010, then-Miami Dolphins general manager Jeff Ireland apologized to Dallas Cowboys first-round draft pick Dez Bryant for asking during a pre-draft visit whether his mother was a sex worker."
13:30 No one can make a better football product?
14:00 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southeastern_Conference
14:43 Just wait for the end, Apocalyptos
INSERT THE LINK TO THE COUNTRY RAP GIRL
15:15 Giving the south a bad name since Jefferson Davis
16:15 Vegas is just physically larger so the spheres are different
17:00 Once you leave your hotel room, the professionalism in Nashville is gone
17:20 We should work for the Nashville Chamber of Conference
17:55 It doesn't appear to be a law, which makes it more baffling...
19:10 HIP HOP COUNTRY???
19:45 Kyle is particularly proud of this joke
20:08 He was a perfectly nice guy, but he told stories that *HE* thought were normal
20:40 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqgy4zx6yv4
21:30 We almost had a problem
21:58 Dev & Kyle have our PhD in Opinions
22:20 Get an opinion, fuck the rest
22:40 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbecue_in_North_Carolina
22:58 HOT TAKE ALERT!
23:12 Sliced is not barbecue?
23:55 The rule-maker says he doesn't make the rules
24:25 Shaved is like being pulled
24:35 Pulling the chicken is what it is called...
25:21 Call us, Fuzzy's
25:50 A bargain at twice the price
26:05 Kyle loses the plot
26:35 This is some Nostradamus shit
27:00 Small places run out of food, this makes sense
27:25 Today's pig is tomorrow's pig, it turns out
28:45 Make us the head of the Treasury based on our Pig 
29:00 https://www.creativereview.co.uk/its-finger-lickin-good-slogan-kfc/
Finger lickin' good was invented in Phoenix
30:05 Much like the rules the NFL should follow:  "As soon as you hear it, that's the rule.  DUH!"
30:40 You can't sit around on those couch sales...
31:30 A story in which Dev finally plans ahead
32:10  Now Kyle is very curious about Dev's picky couch checklist
32:40 Dev got a Covid baby...
33:10 D&D is a good covid hobby
33:35 Dev & Kyle find common ground in never working on the ground
34:20 Closets have too many corners
35:01 The chances of the audience thinking Kyle is a *complete* idiot are pretty high
35:35 Saving $85/install means Kyle paid himself less than minimum wage to do this work himself
36:00 Stuck on repeat, stuck on repeat, stuck on repeat
36:20 Let's be honest, Kyle will be that stupid again
37:25 Professionals bring accountability
37:40 The mystery still abounds
38:20 Dev still hasn't admitted Kyle didn't do it
39:07  https://a.co/d/5Ptqyle
40:25 New construction cabinet installers HATE homeowners
41:00 Some Jackleg installed EVERY kitchen, Dev
41:55 This is what two boomers hosting the show would sound like
42:15 Kyle is about to break Dev's heart, get ready
42:30 Kyle googled it.  Every disposal has this
43:00 The face is Dev realizing that he caused his own issues
43:30 Only because the dishwasher isn't glued to the wall
43:50 If Dev's dad finds out about the disposal Allen wrench crank, Kyle will be really really happy
44:30 Kyle's super power is that he has no idea what he's doing so he finds the secrets by thinking to google it
45:00 A story in which Kyle freaks out Dev
45:15 Accidental Spasm is a good band name
45:30 Creating new fears is the name of this show
46:22 Finally, Dev admits Kyle didn't do it
46:50 It is in the very center of your disposal, on the bottom
47:10 "Don't do a Kyle" is a bad motto
47:55 Contrary to this entire podcast history
48:15 A bloodbath caused by a Bird scooter is a ...  bird bath
48:48 JOKE TIME! (for real this time)
49:00 Blame and shame would have been a better name for this show
49:25 The first time Dev didn't like a joke
51:10 Dev's physical pain at Kyle's jokes is Kyle's favorite
51:35 Only one joke was bad, you decide
51:45 Whichever joke you decide, email us devnkylesta@gmail.com
52:15 Making a 1 face is halfway to an 11 face
52:30 Dev continues to not make the rules
53:00 The grasshopper's name was Greg.  The soccer coach's name was Gregg
53:20 Spousal abuse is never a joke.  Some people who have performed spousal abuse are jokes.  See the difference?
53:48 patreon.com/devandkyle
54:15 Kyle uses this show as cocktail party fodder
54:45 https://www.loucity.com/
55:30 Fake Fans Unite
56:30 Dev demonstrates sports knowledge
56:55 March Madness is a Dev family tradition
57:15 That's why Dev gets top billing, to make up for the 1997 championship
57:35 Christian Laettner voted #1 most hated college player TWENTY YEARS LATER
http://grantland.com/the-triangle/most-hated-college-basketball-player-day-7-there-can-only-be-one/
58:17 Christian, come on our show and redeem yourself  devnkylesta@gmail.com
58:27 If you are in the six degrees of Christian Laettner, email us
59:10 Calling all villains
59:45 Dumb stories are the bread and butter of this podcast
1:00:21 MAMBO!
1:01:20 Dev declares his allegiance