Welcome to the June 11th, 2023 episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! Join Dev & Kyle as they discuss the world's most expensive scuba mask, disgusting topics related to body matter, six legged frogs, Netflix's mind control, the unluckiest ship in the Navy and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse!
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00:30 Today's earworm
01:15 That Elvis song they covered
01:25 Kyle's mental gymnastics
01:40 BTS, in full Bangtan Sonyeondan (Korean: “Bulletproof Boy Scouts”)
02:10 Yeah, Kyle had never heard this one. It actually slaps
02:25 Welcome to Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse
02:45 One year anniversary special coming up
03:29 CONGRATULATIONS!
03:42 Who needs podcasting anyway?
04:15 Thanks for barely listening!
05:50 Calling all Dinosaur Asshole Scientists
06:25 There's no Kanye West on this podcast
07:10 Pedal powered wheelchair
07:45 Dev doth protest too much
09:20 Dev's a fan of night records
10:00 Grateful Dead - https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/222886/grateful-dead-cocktail/
10:30 Doesn't mention the gingerbeer, that was Kyle's add-on to make it palatable
12:45 Sweet, sour, salty, bitter, umami
12:59 They are just the flavors we had taste buds for
13:15 Umami's so weak, you needed MSG
13:40 Dev's knee jerk reaction is to correct Kyle, regardless
14:00 Tasteless AND Mediocre
14:30 OW! I just spilled hot coffee on my hand. Not during the show, right now while writing these. If you're reading along, email us @ devnkylesta@gmail.com (I'm okay btw)
15:30 Stare into daddy's dead eyes, children
17:15 Mah mah mah mAH PERSONA!!!
17:45 If you're moving, I'm moving
18:15 The visual representation of your excess will be implied
19:10 HI MAMA DEV!
20:10 It was the Samsung Gear
20:40 Watch Honey I shrunk the kids that way was very meta
21:15 "You have all of human knowledge ON YOUR FACE!"
21:45 Not exploding is a hope for all our consumer gear
23:20 The famous Apple Brothers
23:45 The internet says you can plug into the wall
24:05 Pop your eyes right out of your skull
24:30 https://apnews.com/article/science-poland-wildlife-cats-birds-b942a55135832d085375de73c9cc2e23
25:30 We can all hope that July will be here someday
25:55 I guess it isn't "eliminate them" but it is "limit them"
27:00 You know how cat people can be
27:15 They're the same as dog people
27:30 Come at us, lizard people
27:55 You can put fuck on netflix
28:20 Netflix's mind control
28:40 Seriously, why did they need the k?
29:05 They grab on with NUPTUAL PADS!
29:30 Six legged frog!
30:10 In which Kyle attempts to extract the story
30:30 Ejector STORY!
31:35 Parenting in the 21st century
31:50 Dev continues to placate the boomers
32:40 Kyle likes a TP-Link
33:10 Dev reveals he's a luddite
33:30 In which someone figures out how to get Dec to not be their friend
34:45 "Unplug her, hide her, and then get her back out"
35:35 Didn't find Jesus, just a life partner
36:01 What a classy gentleman
36:30 Jealousy is the green eyed monster
36:55 It gets better....
37:40 Kyle's teenage boys have checked...
38:30 Nickelback and Imagine Dragons. CANCEL HIM!
39:15 Dev has already been flagged by the FBI
39:30 devnkylesta@gmail.com please actually email us
39:55 Thanks for the email, Heather
40:15 Back to being a food podcast
40:55 "I guess it isn't bad"???? Welcome to "Kyle Starts the Apocalypse"
41:25 https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/25/dunkin-will-drop-donuts-from-its-logo-after-successful-test.html
41:50 Dunkin wasn't in California until 2015
42:15 Perfect California accents
42:30 devnkylesta@gmail.com
42:45 We'll see if you email us...
43:20 You know who you are
43:55 Gimme Shelter!
44:25 Dev & Kyle Expand your Horizons
45:40 Skin? That's WORSE THAN FARTS!
46:45 https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/scientists-found-sweet-way-measure-pee-pools-180963124
47:00 Oh GROSS. Dev is right
47:25 Chlorinated baths is how you REALLY get clean
47:42 It was 20 gallons in 220,000 gallons in the article
48:15 Apparently it is yellow laser beam targetted
48:40 Kyle always has one card to play
49:01 Blendjet 2 https://zen.ai/devandkyle
52:17 promo code DEVANDKYLE
53:15 Suburban camo, amirite?
54:00 Here's the joke
54:30 Kyle is actually sorry this time
01:02:25 Dreaming about wearing a non-waterproof scuba mask while watching a movie about scuba diving
01:03:15 Good night, everybody!
01:03:50 Damn!
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