Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse July 9th 2023

Welcome back to this week's edition of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse!  Join Dev & Kyle as they discuss Father's Day, pronunciations of controversial terms, Dev's neighborhood brush with anarchy, whether or not your pee smells, the bygone era of nightly news anchors and much MUCH more more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse!

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00:23 Dev comes in early
00:45 Six more weeks of fireworks in Kentucky
01:24 Welcome to the Show
02:39 I choose not to believe it, Dev
02:50 GIF Palace, where better GIFs are sold
03:20 Dev's pronunciation crumbles like soft shit in the rain
03:45 Pick a side, Giffrey
04:25 Let's all go to the lobby
04:40 Giphy is a great tool
05:00 So much to talk about
05:20 Rewind it back
05:30 Dev's creepy calendar math
06:02 If you owe a bill in February, don't pay it in April
06:21 Happy Father's Day to all of you
07:00 Stories of finding out someone you love peed on something
07:45 Expressions of love on the road
08:10 Autopilot while roadtripping
08:55 Lots of weight in this case
09:30 Look me in my eyeballs, Driver
09:50 Dev complains about his child's ability to make shoes
10:05 Hallmark's leading line of fart cards
10:30 Dev's Ted Lasso Bromance is ensured
11:05 The disappointment is brewing
11:35 Kyle's knowledge of golf stores is ... below par
12:16 JOKE TIME!!!
12:51 A submarine disaster!
13:10 Kyle bought him a new car
13:55 "Electrical/Engineering Technician" was the title
14:20 Kyle bought HIM a house
14:28 That jokes sucks...
14:45 People who don't miss $250,000 is who
15:40 We get serious for a little bit
16:10 You've heard of survivor's guilt...  try Mother's guilt.  No good
16:40 13 successful trips with the 14th being the last
17:10 Losing comms doesn't farfetched
17:46 Dev hates Kyle
18:00 We're electing President based on how many times you've gone down
18:25 The Throat Goat, Nancy Reagan
18:56 This isn't a podcast, but it is podcastic activity
19:20 Taco Potentialities abound
20:15 Now it is Dev's turn to go down
20:45 Kum & Go (not a sponsorship)
21:25 Dev's only in & out
22:05 Like a Twilight Zone episode...
22:25 The power actually came through the same wires as before
22:48 FACEBOOK DURING A POWER OUTAGE!!!!
23:20 Dev asked...  but doesn't say he was allowed in?
23:40 Neighborhood opinions...  my favorite
24:06 Nextdoor can fuck off
24:35 Dev says all-inclusive, but I bet it is exclusive...
25:35 Discussions of civil engineering captivate us all
27:00 Sunk so deep, you'd just be standing on rock
27:16 Physics is a main reason for a lot of things
27:25 Physics and Racism :vomit emoji:
28:21 Lasering and waxing are different
28:40 https://www.verywellhealth.com/what-is-an-esthetician-15764
28:50 https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/anaesthetician
29:00 A Laser Hair Removal Technician (they should invent a new word for themselves)
29:30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tX6jdoruH8
30:00 An entire situation that Zoomers can't comprehend
30:45 Fill ins were invented by Myspace
31:00 KEN JENNINGS!!!!!
31:40 Dev admits he has no idea how to Google
32:00 Peter Jennings
32:45 WHO IS KEN JENNINGS!!!
33:05 Dev goes insane
33:35 Kyle quizzes Dev on American Civics
33:55 31st President Ken Nissan
34:35 American President DEATH SPREE after 1980
34:48 Dev & Kyle both forget Nixon
35:00 Would four qualify as Lots, Dev?
35:21 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Ford#:~:text=When%20Nixon%20resigned%20on%20August,presidency%20or%20the%20vice%20presidency
35:47 We forget because he was the 2nd VP to resign
36:15 Jimmy Carter is a good person
36:25 Another 99 years for Jimmy and 100 years for Dev & Kyle
37:00 Kyle did not send Dev dead people
37:40 People coming back from the dead like some kind of reverse Pandemic
38:05 The disease that specifically doesn't kill you
38:30 Dev is constantly confused by that fact
39:00 Even on the event of the death of Grandma, Dev wants to prove to doctors that he's right
39:40 What a reveal!
39:50 Imagine you woke up at your funeral and everyone booed?
40:21 Invented by the railway man to keep your money
40:50 Dev really loves Kentucky basketball
41:15 https://beta.elevenlabs.io/voice-lab
41:50 Dev now has plans for retirement
42:15 Elevenlabs does not sponsor this show
42:45 the voice cloning tool has a MAXIMUM
43:05 Starting today, stop trusting the internet
43:40 Finally a night record
44:15 There is no cow feces in either beer
44:40 Double IPAs for sure are hard hop ales
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46:35  JOKE TIME!!!!
47:02 BREAKING NEWS! Joey won!
47:46 Headlocks & Hotdogs, this fall on Food Network!
48:25 An actual athelete
48:55 2023, worst year in a long time
49:15 https://www.si.com/sports-illustrated/2023/06/30/what-joey-chestnut-wants-daily-cover  June 30, 2023
50:33 EAT THE HEAD! EAT THE HEAD!
50:45 Cannibalism is actually the scene through the old man's window in Home Alone
51:45 Use that information on next year's sportsbooks
52:40 Miki Sudo - 9 out of the last 10 years: Champ
53:05 Consolation prize
53:55 As exciting as soccer can be...
54:08 The women are lowering expectations, just in case
54:47 Dev is thinking of Brandi Chastain who did the slide
54:58 Statistically, more people have done the electric slide than are alive today
55:10 There's still opinions left in Kyle's ammo warehouse
55:40 A lot of people don't know that Minor League Baseball is named after Minor celebrities
56:35 Deep-fried asparagus: 12.8 lb (5.8 kg) of deep-fried asparagus in ten minutes (Stockton, California, April 26, 2014) at Stockton Asparagus Festival
57:05 That smell is caused by...  asparagusic acid.  (That seems lazy, scientists)
57:15 Dev doesn't like a lot of things
57:25 There is no possible way, Dev
57:50 Asparagus anosmia (can't smell it) is associated with variations in the DNA sequence called SNPs that determine our sense of smell
58:15 People who say cilantro tastes like soap share a common smell-receptor gene cluster called OR6A2. This gene cluster picks up the scent of aldehyde chemicals, which are found in cilantro leaves and are also used in soapmaking
59:00 Discussions of Durian smells
59:50 The most impressive thing Kyle's ever done is this show
01:00:15 Good night, everybody
01:01:00 Thanks, Dev