Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse Episode 9

This is Dev's One Chip Challenge!  Here's the episode where Dev melts his own brain by choice for Kyle's enjoyment.  Come along on another audio journey (or choose video this time?  Listen in...) as Dev & Kyle discuss Dutch cheese, spicy foods and eating them, Dev's Petty Bitch Stories, Kyle's uninformed sociological opinions, a true story and an untrue joke, all this and MORE on another episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse!!!!

Watch Dev's face actually melt in the video version of this episode.  Available on patreon.com/devandkyle for all our beautiful Apocalyptos!

 

01:00  Dev & Kyle made a good decision
01:49 The listeners have it better than we do
02:24 A very special afternoon record
02:47 Paqui - https://paqui.com/onechipchallenge/
03:18 Ebay $100 for one tortilla chip
04:00 This is the first video episode ever
4:30 Dev's going to chew all episode
04:45 What the fuck is the one chip challenge anyway?
05:52 Dev's in trouble at the one minute mark
06:16 Dev went into the challenge unarmed
06:40 Become an Apocalypto  http://patreon.com/devandkyle
07:25 Kyle is now officially carrying the show, as opposed to before
08:10 Dev can handle ghost pepper and criticism
08:50 Dev's spicy CV
09:20 Dev found The Last Dab enjoyable
10:00 Mama Dev on standby
11:15 Kyle chooses not to feel shame
11:30 Dev almost touched his eye...
12:15 the spice is in his sweat
12:45 There's an official place for the show to be posted
13:00 Babybel cheese is so gouda, you edam right away
13:50 Kyle is now formally banned from the entire country of the Netherlands
14:30 Dev is on a spice trippin' balls
14:56 Sucking it off your tongue
15:16 I'm used to having something else get this off
16:15 Pro women's rugby is not for the feint-hearted
17:00 Kyle's potentially misogynistic opinion incoming
17:45 learning how to not do permanent damage
19:50 Dev moves to Bel Air
20:40 Dev sells out Kyle
21:15 Mexican restaurants look great
21:40 Will Smith the slapper, not the catcher
22:00 Will Smith may not be as well put together as we surmised
23:00 Will learned his forehand skills from Papa Williams
24:00 Kyle loves food
24:40 Raw Horse sashimi
25:00 Kyle was adventurous while underinformed about the food
25:55 patreon.com/devandkyle
26:25 Surreptitious nibble
27:20 Dare to eat paper!
28:00 Unquenchable thirst
28:15 Dev seems to have recovered
28:40 Kyle is doing his part to drink Dev's quota
29:00 We have found the Anti-Dev
29:30 She's a mayo type person
30:10 Miracle Whip is better than mayonnaise.  Send your hatemail to devnkylesta@gmail.com
30:45 Kyle's threshold for black pepper is very high
31:57 Kyle makes a bold scientific proposition
32:40 And he's CORRECT!
33:20 You know what no one has never asked me to do?
33:50 Be careful what you wish for
34:21 Hi, Dev.  Welcome to the show
34:40 Smurf tongue's gone
34:50 A tongue of tongues
35:05 Bonus Joke
36:00 Peer pressure leads to tongue reveals
36:30 devnkylesta@gmail.com
36:55 Dev has a very complicated story of uncommon sense
37:25 Dev loves a good free t-shirt
37:45 For whoever won would be the winner
38:45 These shirts are not for you
39:25 Get that shirt, Dev
39:40 Yuengling brewery
40:20 Finally found something Kyle doesn't know
40:45 Future bandolier demonstration
41:40 Brew at the Zoo
43:15 Very Important Line Standers
44:00 Dev got ripped off by a zoo.  I say steal a monkey for recompense
45:25 Flies are traditionally not a zoo animal you're hoping to see
46:00 Dev's Petty Bitch is on point
46:25 Game recognize game
46:55  Corvid is a bad name now...
47:25 Word of the Day
48:20 Hogwarts' graduates need to aim higher
49:00 Ain't no crow like a trash gettin' crow cuz a trash gettin' crow don't stop
50:00 Crows like a contagion
50:30 Dev's sound effects are mid
51:00 "Today on main street, a known litterbug was murdered by crows.  What would you call that?"
51:40 Poe the prognosticator
52:30 The joke is 100% false.  Do not repeat it
53:00 Kyle refuses to feel shame for this show
55:20 Kyle provides the opposite of medical advice
55:50 Beef Jerky is delicious.  Eat some
57:10 Jerky Chip Lip
57:40 S&V Chips & Beef Jerky Methamphetamines
58:05 Peeing in a bottle is for children
58:52 Garden Hose at best...
59:10 The Best Dev in this episode
59:30 The first-half Dev was not on target
59:50 It is official, Dev is invincible!!!
1:00:10 Dev's over it
1:00:25 Cow Milk Revelation
1:00:55 Dev died doing something he loves
1:01:20 Here comes the warning label, kids
1:02:00 Putting your finger in the bottle
1:02:20 Ice cream and ranch dressing
1:02:40 Milk Sandwiches
1:03:00 Now Dev goes for hot wings
1:03:15 G'night, everybody!
1:03:52 Bye, Dev!