Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse Episode 8

WE LAUNCHED!  Yes, we launched eight episodes ago, but join us for the first episode where Dev & Kyle have experienced that launch.  We've got a ton of fan mail, challenge, figure out when making fun of brain injuries became uncool, headlocks, wet hot dogs, Dev competes in today's spelling bee, and we determine the correct ratio of buzz to woody.  All this and more in the newest episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse!

 

00:37 This is 8.0, don't tell me otherwise
01:00 devnkylesta@gmail.com
01:25 We launched!
01:41 Dev & Kyle can't decide who is more interesting
02:10 Dev doesn't like the sound of his own voice
02:26 Listen to yourself be yourself
03:24 If I mess up, keep going
04:10 Every sitcom from 1971 to 1999 had an episode where someone hacked an answering machine
04:45 Super Emotional(tm)
05:20 Ohnosecond
05:42 Oh, shit!
06:10 The difference between Mothers
07:30 Mama Dev, devnkylesta@gmail.com
08:11 "The brakes don't work on this side!"
09:00 You can be a shitty driver regardless of your gender
09:20 a proverbial shitload
09:35 legit fan mail and not solicited feedback
10:15 Friend of the show, Rose
10:30 Fans send us disturbing videos...
10:45 Callback to episode 1
11:06 Dev had a slight reservation about the old man
11:22 Old Man Apologist, Dev
11:45 Defense of another is not defense of self
12:00 Dev knows bird law
12:25 https://youtu.be/qgd_V5WqLjg
12:55 Bold of you to think Mrs. Kyle listens...
13:25 Spoiler Alert to Episode 1 of D&K STA
14:10 Right in the face
14:38 Subdural hematoma
15:05 the Ski Slope killer
15:42 I'm Batman
15:55 Before it was uncool to make fun of brain injuries
16:25 Before March 2020, Dev was perfect
16:50 On brand for Snickers
17:00 Junior Seau RIP, 2012
17:35 1997 is before 2012???
18:23 Drum roll, please
18:42 I'll just do it myself
19:13 Spoiler Alert: Home Alone 2
19:30 The cops are the real villians
19:43 Did an old man damage these criminals?
20:02 The Legend
20:23 Bourbon Pour Favor
20:35 Coming for you, Spanish
20:46 Learn enough Mandarin to piss off listeners
21:03 Hate Mail to devnkyle@gmail.com
21:30 Bob, first repeat emailers
21:55 An actual email address?  holy shit
22:15 We got a whole team of people to help us, but not an email address...
22:45 Perfectly normal, don't explain it
23:10 I don't have email, only gmail
23:45 what's email, Dad?
24:10 The only kids with a house phone
24:30 May I speak with your child, please?
25:00 Sixteen year olds have it so great in 2022
25:45 Pre-school fortnite
26:15 Take the day, Kyle
26:35 All emails are made-up, Dev
27:10 MCU is better than DSM
27:40 This podcast is for people with ADD
28:10 Opening segment
28:54 Nathan's Hot Dogs Competitive Eating contest
29:20 Joey Chestnut
30:48 The world is shook
31:08 Joey Chestnut vs Kobe is a rivalry for the ages
31:42 Major League Eating
32:15 The World Record is not set in 2012
32:30 Matt Stoney C-C-C-Combo-Breaker
33:00 Soggy Fucking Buns
33:45 Athletes, that's who
34:20 Dev is an amateur eater
34:33 Stand out stars in all sports
35:01 Second story of an old man beating people senseless in this episode
35:30 Ryan Express
35:40 Warning for any kids coming for Dev & Kyle
36:00 Total number of mound rushes
36:15 Robin Ventura getting his ass kicked served as a chilling effect?
36:40 Maybe there was a boost?
36:55 Callback to Rose's email, she wears fewer socks
37:14 Kyle is winning
37:25 devnkyle@gmail.com
37:45 The Great One
38:41 Here's a real favorite
39:07 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8XLgbkUE64
39:30 Dev loves analogies
41:00 "No award for 2nd place?  Not true"
41:25 Dev's hyperbole catches up with him
42:00 Big Bang Theory is way worse than Friends
42:30 Dev is wrong.  We should add a laugh track to this show
42:50 Dev is shook by Kyle's revelation
43:33 The universe doesn't want Kyle to like Seinfeld
44:10 Nobody laughs at this show
44:50 For various definitions of WAY before
45:11 The actual reason Dev likes Seinfeld
46:00 Fuck you, John Google
46:40 Shoulder pads in jackets are a no go
47:20 Kyle can not hit it
47:44 Joke Time
48:30 Dev doesn't believe in the average Apocalypto
49:15 Here's your homework:  
49:40 The secret to good comedy
50:00 You know who you are
50:25 Spelling Bee appeals are fairly common
51:30 The hook to this story
52:25 Overcome the toughest of odds
53:36 "Tonight's spelling word for Dev is"
54:00 Dev wins tonight's spelling bee
54:40 Three times a lady
55:00 Knowing things is not important anymore
55:30 Unable to discern knowledge from wisdom
56:10 Dev was a sad boy Christmas morning....
56:40 Here's the Toy Story Toy Story....
57:54 Nearly identical movies, Toy Story & Tron
58:20 Dev is a disappointed child, not a disappoinING child
59:15 Ratio of Buzz to Woody wrong...
59:45 Priceless
1:00:25 Slow return to theaters
1:01:05 Candy in your popcorn?
1:01:40 Surprise Junior Mint
1:02:30 The Very Best Prank
1:03:30 With the consistency of an oyster...
1:04:20 A post popped kernel
1:05:30 You have to explain it
1:06:08 Too embarrassed to explain coffee oysters...
1:06:30 "Oh shit, we poked him!"
1:07:40 "It's Blue dabu Pee what do I do, Blue?"
1:09:00 Iced vs Hot Coffee, but we're out of time