Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse - Episode 7

The episode that episode six was afraid of  (because episode seven eight nine).  We've been at this awhile, but Dev finds new ways to yell at Kyle!  Join us for an in-depth review of what cold pizza and cold sandwiches have in common, trash compactors, jokes at the expense of world dictators, Dev makes Kyle cross the line, nostalgia for very weird periods in time and ....  dinosaur buttholes?  You'll find out all that and more in EPISODE SEVEN!

00:26 We haven't got cancelled yet
00:54 6.9 Episodes.  Nice
01:29 Dad Flirt
01:55 Dev discourages teens drinking *cold* bourbon
03:00 Tinkle tinkle, clink clink
03:11 Dev went to college
03:30 The different between Generals and Michelin
04:00 Discarding opinions
04:22 Kyle doesn't care and Dev thinks that's wrong
05:25 Oh fer nine or nine for nine
06:13 Fuck cold pizza
06:30 Not all cold pizza
07:07 This was a pre-mix
07:30 The show will continue despite Dev's objections
07:55 Episode 21 preview
08:31 Hot take inspires agreement
08:42 Dev is mad at football coaches for not knowing math
09:15 We're not cutting shit
09:58 Kyle's Mom is an accepting woman
10:22 The show finally starts
10:35 Cold bourbon open
10:55 There's no more exceptions to the cold sandwich rule
11:50 If you're cutting carbs, you can't eat a burger
12:05 Dev is caught off guard
12:30 Bad news, this cookie dough ice cream shop is out of business
13:06 Only $6?
13:23 A bargain, just like this podcast!
13:47 Dev's first public retraction of the show
14:10 Fans but not friends
14:38 Just love the show.  Please.  We're begging you
14:50 Listener poll response
16:05 We haven't developed the desire, but we have the technology
16:33 Jack is Junk
16:45 Kentucky Limestone Water
17:10 Louisville bottle water is real
17:52 Dev doesn't go to Costco
18:10  No plug for mediocre service
18:40 Personal sponsorship by Jeff Bezos
19:10 Dick shaped spaceship
19:35 Attention Billionaire Apocalyptos
20:04 We can double team all ten of you
20:18 For a hundred million though....
20:55 Great idea, dude
21:15 Into orbit, out of orbit, in and out
21:25 Not Celebrity worship but celebrity osmosis
22:04 Dev's excessive use of air quotes
22:22 He's got a type
22:45 Kyle wasn't going to cross this line
23:05 There, Kyle said it
23:15 When it is the truth, it is okay
23:25 "Saran wrap on your face" is an "elegant stance"
23:58 According to Disney experts, Kyle is no spring chicken
24:10 Bonus Joke
25:48 Why would you say that, Dev?
26:10 Stalin for Time
26:30 We take notes and don't use them
26:50 Instructions for rescinding your sponsorship
27:20 Push it, push it real good
28:00 Mechanical contraptions
28:49 My smashing proclivities leave me unable to entertain
29:15 Trash compactors worked too well
29:50 Unavailable at regular man pricing
30:30 50-60lb puck
31:30 Dev & Kyle discuss fake statistics
32:00 6 + 5 is 11, that's close enough to 7
32:50 Just jamming it in there like you're churning butter
33:40 Something not nasty and on top
34:30 Our intimate connection with each other
35:10 "Daddy, how do you spell texting?"
36:06 Dev's got Twitter fingers
36:25 Kyle saw an old flip phone in the wild
36:41 Kyle loves gadgets
37:15 Yearning for dumb phone days?
37:38 Dev wants his pager back
38:02 Dev's favorite fan-fic period drama period is 1997
38:55 Dev blames Gen X for the fact Kyle doesn't return phone calls
39:22 You're only as connected as you WANT to be
40:02 Kyle's old and needs to go to bed
40:40 "Grandpa Kyle, is it really true?"
41:20 Newsflash - No One Cares
41:50 Should you keep that opinion?
42:15 do you want to listen to old white dads complain about you?
42:35 If only you would listen to us
43:10  Email us in 15 years when you're 30, Apocalyptos
43:40 All children have always been feral
44:00 The MTVs and the Pokey-mans
44:30 Feed the demo mode
45:10 We love you, our pedantic listeners
45:40 Kyle is the Anti-Pied-Piper for children and Tamagotchis
46:30 Dev lusted after a 2-way pager
47:18 Crack right down the middle
47:45 Pager was constantly beeping with Facebook updates
48:20 Fuck you, Abbott - Make the food, you assholes
48:45 Empty baby formula store shelves
49:30 Light hearted but also no baby formula and horrible dictators
50:15 Kyle's conflict reveals itself in real time
50:35 Imposter Syndrome
51:10 Do lizard people not get Imposter Syndrome?
51:35 Everyone is just fucking around in harmony, not a grand conspiracy
52:12 Perpetual finding out
52:25 Dev thinks politicians are dreaming about politicians
53:25 Putin's on the list
54:05 Give us money at devnkylesta@gmail.com
54:30 Read the 2nd sentence in the article
54:45 Don't be a reddit user
55:05 South of the Border Especial
56:21 The accent is character work
56:45 We're all proud of Dev
56:55 Look out for the Kyle Express Bus, Dev
57:29 Witty Repartee 
57:45 Professor Dev
58:15 Everything has consequences
58:40 Nearly perfectly preserved what now?
59:27 To be scientific about it, it is not *just* the butthole
59:44 Let's find out your kink, Dev
1:00:08 If Super Walmart was just one giant back door
1:01:00 Not the club, just the door
1:01:30 I don't think paleontologists NEED a butthole to be interested
1:02:10 Like a Swiss Marine Biologist...
1:02:43 Hired to draw a dinosaur butthole...
1:03:09 https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-described-a-dinosaur-s-butthole-in-exquisite-detail
1:03:35 An exclamation point NOT added by Kyle
1:04:05 What am I reading right now?
1:04:48 11 different cloacae (Kyle got that plural correct, Apocalyptos)
1:05:33 Kyle is an actual child
1:06:07 Completely different show than it is in 2035
1:06:35 2028 is the real game changer
1:07:29 Spoiler Alert: This show works
1:07:50 You can't make me say it....