Welcome to the newest episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! This week on the show, Dev & Kyle discuss the very first follow-up article to previous news they've shared on the show. Of course, you know it has to be cloaca science. Join in the fun while Dev & Kyle also discussing the riveting subjects of the week like showerheads, rule 34, the political leanings of Chumbawumba, how much poops might weigh, the one legged people who have inspired us, and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse!
00:30 Adobe Podcast
00:55 Episode 16
01:35 62F / 16.5C in the office
02:35 Dev taking surprise showers
03:10 Shower stall
04:15 Third time's the charm
4:40 https://www.moen.com/nebia-by-moen/quattro Kyle does love it, no sponsorship
05:30 A Discussion in which Kyle shames Dev and Kyle is 100% wrong. The epidermis is the outermost layer of skin
06:10 Emotional and physical scars
06:48 Christmas Day for D&K famously the most pornographic episode of the year
07:30 It is physics, baby
8:30 Shower beers are one of the greatest things
8:55 Dev auditioning for Red Skull
09:28 Super Hot, Slightly Abrasive - our new tagline
10:00 In which we uncover Dev's deepest emotional needs
10:40 Kopi Luwak Coffee from episode 1
11:05 https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/19/science/dinosaur-cloaca-fossil.html the article in question
11:15 https://www.devandkyle.com/e/dev-kyle-start-the-apocalypse-episode-7/
12:00 Foss Hole
12:48 https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(20)31891-1
14:15 START!? What did she do for her PhD
15:00 Rule 34 - If it exists, there is porn of it. Sorry kids
15:40 Try to imagine that Pinterest board
16:15 Just the door, not the club
16:38 Ms. Armita Manafzadeh is not actually a PhD, a vertebrate paleontologist at Brown University
17:20 Kyle breaks Dev
17:50 Strong suspicion of a penis...
18:40 End Quote...
18:50 Sixth grade American Sex Ed
19:15 Hammering Home the cloaca
19:40 Katherine J Wu, we salute you
20:15 Kyle was forced to think about Dinosaur penises and now you are, too
20:50 We got a 2nd opinion here folks
21:15 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Cronkite for you Zoomer fans of ours
21:25 The great thing about him is that he's dead...
21:45 Only the dead are safe from Cordyceps
22:00 This is Dev's Jeff Goldblum impression, can you tell?
22:28 The best joke of the entire show and not during Joke Time...
23:20 https://poozeum.com/t-rex-poop
23:35 Kyle doesn't even point out this is from the Poozeum
23:58 The 2nd best joke of show
24:20 There is no cartilage in a human penis, however many other species do contain cartilage
24:48 https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Couric
25:30 Dev reveals he doesn't know what a Couric conversion is
26:47 The moment Kyle does exact math in his head. Let's all be impressed
27:36 The moment Kyle claims his laurels
27:51 coprolite - fossilized excrement
28:35 I'm sure there is actual evidence
29:05 The moment in which Kyle ruins his math streak
29:35 Dev challenges performance rates
29:48 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chumbawamba#:~:text=Their%20anarcho%2Dcommunist%5B1%5D%20political%20leanings
30:00 Not one of their last songs, but their last hit
30:22 It is not true that they are Irish. They were British (mostly)
30:45 "[Vocalist] Nutter... advised fans of their music who could not afford to buy their CDs to steal them from large chains such as HMV and Virgin" --from that Wikipedia article
31:00 Bringing the deep cuts
31:20 If you have never even heard of Tubthumpin' email us at devnkylesta@gmail.com
32:05 There's only the one hole
32:20 A palette cleanser is needed, but we don't have one
32:45 If you're interested in having this show as a record, too bad, hipster
33:30 Dev simply waiting to meet Kyle is the way Kyle believes Dev's life has gone
34:00 JOKE TIME!
34:30 Imagine the things that Dev would be unwilling to say
35:40 Cut yer leg off
36:35 In which Dev reveals a lot about the genesis of his sense of humor
37:55 Spoiler alert: This joke is fucking gross
40:30 The actual re-telling of this joke is available as a Patreon exclusive
41:40 Kyle did chuckle, it is true
41:55 Dev's lack of delivery is quaint
44:20 Dev casts aspersions on the younger generation
44:55 Also known as a "circle of hell"
45:40 a robo-cart provided by the grocery store
46:05 Speed governors ruin everyone's fun in those
47:15 KA-THUNK
47:50 Like whatever the worst Fast & Furious movie ever is
48:42 The fake leg just rips right off
50:22 Dev likes to pretend he's not horrible
50:40 In which Dev imagines
51:40 https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dean%20Koontz#:~:text=dean%20koontz-,another%20name,-for%20yr%20poonanny
51:50 Kyle deserves a Bronze Star
52:10 "Here you go"
52:30 No one wants to be here so lets stop being here
52:55 Serendipity
53:15 Kyle believes in all of your enjoyment
53:50 chat.openai.com/chat try it yourself
54:20 Dev is hastening the end of his day job so we focus on being podcasters
55:25 devnkylesta@gmail.com
55:50 Good night, everybody
56:24 The most important question of the show
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