Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse Episode 13 Merry Christmas!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, APOCALYPTOS!  Dev & Kyle step away from the presents to release the latest episode.  We've got a show jam packed with conversations about how everything we touch turns to shit around here, the Inventor Mount Rushmore, the NBA's award recipients, and much much more (all with a slightly blue tinge to the whole episode).

 

00:20 Dev's a Ho
00:30 Merry Christmas
01:03 Small Holiday Hiatus
01:35 There's a lot of meth OFF-SCREEN in Smokey & Bandit
01:52 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEcq3tvAYFc
02:22 2009 for Eastbound & Down
03:15 Success is all that matters
03:25 P-Ninety-Meth
03:47 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QBHO6ek2mU
04:15 Shiiiiiiiiiieeeeeet, Zach
04:55 I bet you wish you didn't know it was “Screech: Saved by the Smell.”
06:10 Christmas Morning Interruptions
06:35 Santa drinks all the whiskey
07:40 Maybe Kyle believes he's the star of this show?
09:25 A self-given trophy that says "Budgie Me Smugglers"
10:48 nos esse solebat, vincula
11:10 The American Dream of the Garage Inventor
12:00 Famous inventor, John Long
12:38 The walkman was "Kozo Ohsone, general manager of the Sony Tape Recorder Business Division, and his staff, under the auspices and suggestions of Sony Founders Ibuka and Morita"
13:15 This hereby testifies as Dev & Kyle's final will and testament
14:00 The SS 100, Kyle's Super Soaker http://www.isoaker.com/Armoury/Analysis/1991/super_soaker_ss100.php
15:22 devnkylesta@gmail.com
15:55 Just kidding, It is number 1
16:30 Or battery powered models existed
17:25 Lonnie sells it to Laramie in fact
18:00 He had between 1-2% of sales, depending on type
21:40 Theo and Ora Coster
24:30 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pop_it
25:00 A carpet of nipples
26:15 Greatest year of the Show
26:55 Officially, "The Michael Jordan Trophy, which will be awarded to the Kia NBA Most Valuable Player"
27:15 Two googles in one show, Kyle's off his game
28:18 https://www.hbo.com/movies/kareem-minority-of-one
30:15 https://www.hbo.com/winning-time-the-rise-of-the-lakers-dynasty
31:48 A weird cut-in
32:10 Aged like Milk segment
33:00 A recollection of all the Apocalypse
33:55 Kyle is no longer affiliated with Kanye (never was)
34:41 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY9iRhSCFxo   2018 Bill gets it right
35:20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RMdwA8GWB8  2009 G&O "Who said it?"
36:15 D&KSTA Gets is Real Wrong
37:10 There is no mention of FTX according to the Show Notes
38:10 Find out what Thanksgiving said.  News at 11.
39:50 Joke TIME!
40:20 Dev finally gets one right
40:40 This show has always been a waist of time
41:45 https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/oddly-enough/georgian-archaeologists-find-18-million-year-old-human-tooth-2022-09-09/
42:50 Just a different kind of point....
43:20 Finally, this show has a point
44:55 The Memento of podcasts
46:25 Dev takes off his shirt
48:30 Dev wants 8am sunrises...
49:45 out of 4000+ days of his life...  50 days
50:55 Dev just wants to never sleep
52:30 Riveting stories of sleeping
53:10 https://www.oig.dot.gov/sites/default/files/DOT%20Time%20Zone%20Final%20Report%209-20-22.pdf
54:10 https://www.up.com/customers/track-record/tr031020-time-zones.htm
58:10 devnkylesta@gmail.com
59:05 Enemy of the Show, Ashley