Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse - Episode 12

Welcome to the Thanksgiving Food Episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse. Spoiler Alert: Don't listen to this episode hungry.  Come along on a twisting, winding, meandering path wherein Dev & Kyle discuss American Thanksgiving's unique place in world holidays, which foods are their favorites of the season, whether or not we hit peak Black Friday, the manner in which Kyle was murdered last week, Kyle finds Dev's joke limit TWICE and much, MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse

 

00:35 In which secrets are revealed...
01:04 Podcasting professionals making a professional podcast
01:35 devnkylesta@gmail.com
01:48 A morning record for Thanksgiving reasons 
02:15 A Jamboree definition, please
03:15 Random exhibitionists in the same gym
04:55 They didn't have basketballs in Ireland until 1999
05:40 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Laimbeer%27s_Combat_Basketball
06:12 48 inches is 122cm
06:35 The first tangent in the history of DNKSTA
07:00 Welcome new listeners!
08:12 Fourth of July is Sales Christmas!
08:32 In which Kyle explains how sales quarters work
09:50 24x7x351
10:07 We find out that December will be "The Month of Dev"
10:30 Dev, who hates road trips, won't live in Hawaii because it makes road trips hard
10:55 A resort you say?
11:35 The very first time ever that Kyle says something wrong on this show
12:25 Hats off to people working on Thanksgiving.  You are doing the real work
12:55 Kyle has a few rules, but this is a big one
13:15 Black Friday is Combat Pay
14:00 Murderers abound at the grocery store on Thanksgiving day
14:35 Dev predicts Combat Friday, 2022
15:49 LAMB BASTED!
16:10 http://blackfridaydeathcount.com/   It was 2011, where shoppers stepped over a dying man or 2008 when shoppers trampled a worker to death.  You choose, apocalyptos
17:00 We're ready for your charity, Jeff
17:20 devnkylesta@gmail.com <-- Jeff
18:00 "You don't have to watch it all"  synonymous with "5 Stars"
18:45 In many ways, very similar to this show
19:55 Welcome back, Amanda
20:20 Both of us are on the verge of our first 'non-traditional' Thanksgiving events
21:03 Grandmas make the best Thanksgiving
21:25 Dev's one meal per day is usually 4,000 calories.  Not 10,000
22:16 Kyle researched Harvest festivals all around the world
22:45 Chuseok was September 9 - September 11, 2022
23:15  If you have a feast-focused holiday in your culture, email us
23:55 This is it.  Kyle found the line
24:25 The first true crime story on this show
25:25 Here's the murder weapon right here, Officer
26:30 They giveth and they taketh away
27:10 Our families don't like us, so you get a podcast, Apocalyptos
27:50 Dev suggest breaking one of Kyle's cardinal rules
28:30 Finally something these two idiots are experts in
29:10 Don't do anything that you don't want to do
29:45 Eat until you're bloated
30:00 Dev's on tilt by the lack of turkey (even though he doesn't like turkey)
30:30 Dev's eating staples?  sounds painful
30:55 Teetering on the edge
31:15 Deep fried fireballs
31:47 Deep fried snickers & Deep fried coca-cola
32:26 Defending the indefensible
33:00 Tempura is what that idiot meant
33:45 Batter Bubble Up!
34:10 Listen up, Kentucky.  Get right
34:55 A Coca-cola by any other name would taste as sweet
35:33 We make maps in America to show how people who live other places talk wrong
36:00 Pablo Escobear dressed as Santa Claus in this year's commercials
36:30 She fucking knows...
37:00 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzAPPa6GhnQ&t=100s
37:15 Safety time, kids
37:55 Here's the real secret to Thanksgiving
38:30 A ...  pat on your back in your ....mouth
39:12 https://www.ganttic.com/blog/how-to-plan-a-bearable-thanksgiving-dinner-using-resource-planning-software
39:35 Grandma's Mashed Taters
40:20 When you make them, you name them
41:03 https://www.instagram.com/p/5xykfxpjVI/
41:30 Dev admits a dark secret...  or a brown secret?
41:50 Dev made a grave(y) mistake
42:40 Dev's tongue has seen shit...
43:20 Dev swears he has taste but he still makes this show
44:30 Yes, hello?  Reservation for 4 for murder tonight?  Thank you
45:00 Mrs. Kyle says this is basically the correct recipe.  Bacon first, sear for a couple minutes
46:15 OO-mommy from that parmesan
47:10 Cast Iron Secrets don't make wives happy
47:41 Asking, not begging
48:40 What's the worst thing that ever happened to you?  Content
50:10 Take the covid challenge!  The virus of a new generation!
51:00 Au Gratin Potatoes, not Old Rotten Potatoes
51:50 A delicious garlic mess
53:33 Silence is the worst possible noise for parents
54:50 Don't ask any questions about this step stool
55:10 Joke Time!
56:22 We found the line TWICE in one episode
56:40 Dev Quiz time
57:00 Maybe next time, Dev
58:04 Chicago style deep dish is a casserole
58:32 Cheesecake is a custard
58:45 A multi-layered experience
59:30 Go back in time and 
59:50 Kyle clarifies that he doesn't steal from children
1:00:22 Judge Judy has taken this case of Roommate Law to The Hague
1:01:00 The Drunk Roommate Game
1:02:58  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bfzQhs0Jyw
1:03:10 We've got more of these ideas, hit us up devnkylesta@gmail.com
1:05:50 Just eat until you're bloated, no matter where you live
1:06:35 It wouldn't be American Thanksgiving if we made it a bank holiday
1:07:40 Ok, now the show is over