Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse Episode 11

Dev & Kyle take another crack at the apocalypse this week!  Dev's arm feels better but that's not all on the good news front.  Join us this week as we read the most offensive email in the history of the Internet, find out what a Six Flags Over Jesus is, be sacrilegious (on a fucking Sunday no less), discuss Dev's boneless family, the many reasons Dev & Kyle can never meet, what makes a Carolina style hot dog and much, MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse!

00:35 Fuck it, we'll do it live
01:05 This is when the show starts
01:30 The Dev Abides
02:07 devnkylesta@gmail.com
03:10 Dev's Christmas List
03:45  How to fix problems with socks 
04:15  Take your shoes off in Kyle's house
05:00 No shoe is as comfy as being barefoot
05:30 Slipper socks
05:55 The worst email in the history of emails
07:00 Ashley unites Dev & Kyle
07:48 Do you have a question or are you just happy to see me?
08:30 Socks & radiation suits:  both for protection
09:15 patreon.com/devandkyle
09:57 False big reveal
10:15 Matching socks is a horrible chores
10:35 Declare sock bankruptcy
11:15 You have no idea how many socks you have
11:40 Left and Right socks?  INSANITY
12:03 The least flattering thing ever said about Mrs. Kyle
12:40 curving towards the middle
13:00 Daddy, my socks don't fit
13:55 Impossible to feel like you're not wearing socks
15:10 15 minutes in traffic. The Horror
15:30 A Chik-Fil-A reason for not going to Costco
15:50 Especially on a fucking Sunday
16:06 Six Flags Over Jesus
16:50 The traffic is what is wrong with it
17:15 You were watching me reject tangents
17:48 Picking up things off the ground with both feet, standing up
18:10 Dev had a streak for a few years
18:38 You can see when the claws not getting a full grip
19:05 A claw machine isn't a toy dispenser
19:59 Not if you want something...
20:30 Mrs. Dev & Mrs. Kyle might be twin sisters
20:55 We're never going to meet
21:10 The 7th gate to Hell
21:35 That can't possibly count
22:10 I don't count the bullshit from eighth grade
23:10 abuse from where?  Come again?
23:25 remember the time Kyle got Dev fired
24:10 Dev's hooking for a promotion
24:55 It is not a goal
25:15 The goal is not the goal
25:40 Two reasons not to meet
26:55 You trust everything that Google says?
27:05 Dev became his own worst enemy
28:05 Alexa doesn't even know about chicken pox
28:35 You can go to jail
29:20 Mondegreens
30:35 Revved up like a douche on Red Bull and Vodka
31:40 Butthole out of the blue
32:30 Pass the Cumin
33:10 Pass the Ketchup Shaker
34:40 Pick a band who I know but I don't know
35:50 Dev's addicted to Pepper
36:15 devnkylesta@gmail.com
36:45 Kyle isn't, by definition, cougar bait
38:15 Dev's addicted to mustache
38:45 Right before Harry Styles spit on him
39:05 In which Kyle buys a suit from a Dandy
39:50 You can be a Dandy OR have kids, not both
40:30 Functional Spectacles...
41:10 Function + Form is Fashion
41:35 The suit was not measured in prison
42:10 If he's dressed like that, he's asking for it...
43:00 What the fuck is up with that?
43:30 Is this why you make your friends on a podcast?
44:30 Kentucky vs Arizona in Heart Transplants
45:20 Kyle's children hate fried chicken
45:45 Dev hates Kentucky Fried Chicken
46:15 Dev is a breast man, Kyle likes the thighs
46:55 Dev has a boneless family
47:45 Get yer chicken wings at the dollar store
48:20 You bone on bone-in night
48:45 JOKE TIME!
49:25 more complaints about Dev's brain
49:55 Today's geopolitical lesson
51:15 Dev doesn't like burgers
52:10 Kyle has nothing for Dev to eat
53:00 The two places in the world where Dev will deign to eat without a Rabbi
53:45 A truck stop without room for trucks
54:10 Hit us up, Checker's
55:00 Mustard, Chili, and Slaw is a Carolina Dog 
56:05 Kyle puts Mayo first on a hot dog
56:50 Creepy Ring Girls?  Fuck off, Checkers   https://goo.gl/maps/kAG6146zYk65nrF56
57:10 IT IS A 30 SECOND VIDEO!!!
58:10 Dev has been fired by North Carolina's Chamber of Commerce
59:10 The Ring Girls dressed as Playboy bunnies for Easter?
01:00:15 Hey, they got a soul inside this computer
1:00:40 Whistleblowers get our full support
1:01:10 Skynet's word is not it's bond
01:01:55 That computer I loved was actually pretty racist...
1:03:00 Racist Robot Lover Boy
1:03:25 Don't be a Ye!
1:04:00 You sound like a Google Chat Bot!
1:04:40 Thanksgiving next episode
1:05:45 America did not invent independence
1:06:40 The food is the actual point of American Thanksgiving
1:07:10 Dev bets Black Friday fights are back for 2022
1:07:59 Sweaty, Scratchy Feet!