Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse Episode 10

(TW: Detailed discussions of bodily injury from accidents)  Welcome to the Episode that almost never happened.  Dev & Kyle tell stories about how they almost died living life in the last few weeks.  First, Dev loved the chip so much that he got a bone chip, no one would take a picture of Dev's insides, Dev's adventures with pills, Kyle's adventures with reading ultrasounds, cannibals in pop culture, Kyle tells a joke on the radio that only works in person, and what we will do after we buy Hulu.  All this and more on this episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse!

 

01:12 devnkylesta@gmail.com
01:45 A recitation of how much we've done it since last episode
02:10 I was fine...  but the aftermath
02:30 Dev is a certified crazy person
02:50 Some people think this happens with every IPA
03:35 How do you not eat in a weird way
05:00 Covid changed everything
05:30 Dev's eating habits are ... shit
05:55 Go fuck yourself
06:30 Two of these idiots are better than one
07:10 Something to do on the scientific level
07:30 Kyle questions Dev's life choices
7:55 Beer scientists, devnkylesta@gmail.com
08:45 Hammer League, Now on the Ocho
09:25 This podcast is about friendship
09:35 This podcast is NOT about agreements
10:40 Evacuation imminent
11:25 WARNING:  Don't eat the fucking chip
11:50 Basic bitch food
12:45 Dev's regrets
14:05 Spoiler alert:  Dev was sober
14:25 Kyle has PTSD for Dev's eyeballs
15:30 Reign in an early night....
16:25 4 out of 5 doctor's agree:  You should have broken this
17:10 Alternate universe where Dev and his 4 friends are the Bird Scooter Circus Folk
17:45 Dev the rule follower  DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN
18:28 15 mph is 24.14kph, just so you know
19:10 Did you get the QR code on that scooter
19:51 If you don't want to hear about blood, skip to 21:45 (at least)
21:00 The ER can't fix a big hole...
21:45 An explanation of American Healthcare
22:35 Only the Americans understand
23:00 Dev warns his wife...  a crucial detail
24:00 Full moons are not actually worse...  but they totally are
25:40 Large werewolf population in Louisville also a possible explanation
27:45 Kyle's tips to not be bothered
28:40 Dev is too nice to bleed on the floor
29:05 Dev keeps saying "See the Meat"  I'm sorry listeners
29:41 The first time that Dev is told he has broken bones...  remember this moment
30:30  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk
31:15 It gets hard when you squeeze it
31:53 Two weeks on my ass
32:30 Dev's going to rehab soon
33:18 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stranger_Comes_to_Town
34:15 POP
35:00 Scar Tissue in the Joint
35:30 CONGRATULATIONS on 90 degrees
36:00 Just keep stretching it
36:40 Now he doesn't have any broken bones.  Remember this moment
37:25 The doctor drives Dev to the brink...
38:22 Arm Guillotine 
38:55 Dev's death would make great content
39:55 Brown Chicken Brown MRI
40:50 Now we need a second brush with death
42:20 Usually this level of kindness accompanies crime
42:40 Still a lady in the MRI....  we already made the MRI porn joke, though
43:35 Third time is the charm
43:55 Dev is told a second time that he has no broken bones.  Remember this moment
45:01 The doctor is like... yeah, that's an elbow
45:45 A 2nd tangent from the 3rd topic change
47:45 Two legs, Two Berries, One Twig - Now on Discovery+
49:20 This part should be under the skin
49:45 You broke your bones so hard that they aren't broken anymore
50:20 You seem like you don't need a doctor
50:48 If you know bone densities, email us devnkylesta@gmail.com
51:35 The secret to getting better is to just not die
52:20 A hole instead of a canyon
52:55 Notice how kind Dev & Kyle are by not making vagina jokes
53:15 Scars are for picking up chicks and telling children
53:35 Finally we get to Kyle's problem in Episode 10, try #1
54:34 JOKE TIME!
54:45 Cannibals on netflix
55:10 Evan Peters  https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1404239/
55:55 Lawyers are the hipsters of true crime
56:20 Kyle explains a visual joke on an audio only podcast.  We're such professionals...
57:10 Screw it, I can't feel it
57:38 https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/apiarist
58:15 APRN.IO   It is not a real thing.....  so far
59:15 Completely uninformed is one of the themes of this show
1:00:10 Speaking of creepy children
1:00:51 This child is a psychopath
1:01:24 The Cupcake Killer
1:01:38 20-25 years to go...
1:02:00 Dev & Kyle buy Hulu in 2045.  You were here first
1:02:40 patreon.com/devandkyle
1:03:00 What we would do for $100 million dollars....
1:03:40 Good night, everybody