Welcome to this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! Join Dev & Kyle as they discuss the weird hobbies of produce managers, what it will be like to be 100, how the pacific coastal waters have a way to try to shut that whole thing down, Dad movie plots, and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse!
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00:20 Come in like a lamb
00:40 Like a thousand spoons when all you need is a knife...
01:45 Kyle has forgotten being a child anymore
02:05 Dev famously asks a question he has no intention to listening to the answer to
02:52 So mentally sharp, she just *stood up*
03:27 Grandma Suzie is a weird name for a kid
04:00 RIP Pee-Wee
04:30 Pee-Wee was the gayest thing on Saturday Morning TV except for He-Man
05:30 Kyle's slight age difference with Dev only mattered from 1987 to 1998
06:15 Turns out Dev wasn't there for Kyle's childhood. If he was, there would be less to tell Dev
07:50 "We're on vacation, go ahead"
08:50 Kyle fantasizes about being 100 years old
09:20 WALTER KRONKITE, Damnit
09:50 and yet somehow an mp5 would be a worse podcast format
10:15 We didn't tell you kids about anything...
10:45 "Don't google kids" -- this advice brought to you by Dev & Kyle
11:30 Social Media algorithms are the worst
12:15 Tie you up with dopamine
12:30 My deepest desires? oh la la
13:10 Every single one. They are not as important as you think
14:00 When you're an adult, take a break from your parents, too
15:30 TikTok causes cancer. You heard it here first
15:50 "Facebook was better in the good old days" (we're talking about the unfiltered, chronological feed)
16:25 Facebook solved their problem by making yours
16:50 Nothing but rabbits and holes on this show
17:15 Kyle stands behind the idea that people aren't confused
17:50 There was a church picnic in Kyle's house and he was so surprised
19:24 It shrinks?
19:40 The Walter Kronkite of the Seinfeld of Podcasts has never seen Seinfeld
21:15 You got some of that spider venom for my dick, yo?
21:50 Big fucking spider makes you better at fucking...
22:55 Erecno-phile
23:10 Step Spider?
23:55 You wanna get pricked?
24:25 Spiderman: No Way Down
25:00 Do not repeat anything you hear on this show at work. PLEASE
26:30 Crab People
26:50 Dev bullies Kyle into the theme song
27:53 Dev slowly goes insane
28:50 Now Kyle will skip that episode so that he will never know
30:30 We don't wait like Tom
31:00 Dad movies
31:55 Didn't get Moms
32:40 They go hard for Dads
33:10 65 Million Years, Adam Driver
33:55 Driver People, Driver People, look like people, talk like people
34:25 Dev's conspiracy theories
34:45 Olestra
35:10 He was mostly right: https://newsfeed.time.com/2012/08/14/mountain-dews-dub-the-dew-online-poll-goes-horribly-wrong/
35:40 Kyle may be skittling on this show. Who knows?
35:55 Jolly Rancher in a Zima is what you served 17 year old girls when Kyle threw parties at 17
36:30 Dev always has too much faith in humanity
37:00 Butty McButtface
37:55 Let's check the stakes here
38:30 Welcome to the Internet
40:00 It is the Ramen noodles of plot, just add Adam emoting
41:00 Catching up on Marvel in the Kyle House
41:30 We all deal with loss in our own way
42:05 Well do they???
42:24 JOKE TIME!
42:35 https://zen.ai/ytYCwxl82HFicdbVewg-8A
44:30 Dev & Kyle's immense research audience
44:50 The problem is always you, not us
45:15 What's the difference between Kyle and the New York Times? Kyle liked crossword puzzles before he was 40 years old
46:40 Bring on the buckets of fear!
47:15 People having fun instead of wage slavery?
47:40 The brain is an organ, just like a penis. They're the same
48:15 Snoop should sleep easier
48:40 Dev proves he's not Gen X
49:55 We went there because that's what we do here
50:30 Nothing counts anymore
50:45 Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse Home Game available nowhere
51:25 Dev said it, not Kyle
51:40 Dev comes for Canada
51:50 devnkylesta@gmail.com
52:05 Its not Quebec without a team
52:51 Thank god Dev's French is terrible
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