Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse Episode 4

Welcome to Episode Quatre!  Let's just apologize in advance to the French speaking Apocalyptos.  Hopefully, you'll still consider joining us for this (slightly melancholic) episode where we discuss Once in a Lifetime events, that being lazy is not a moral failing, who won the Clinton Administration, hot sauces (and where not to put them), how to pick dinner for the rest of your life, and the upcoming launch of our Cryptocurrency!

00:00 Very first official opening with Chase's theme
00:45 The Spanish get off easy
01:00 Gird your loins, French listeners
01:57 Kyle defends the French, Dev counts in French
02:08 Sorry Paris
03:10 You can't prove a negative
03:40 Things are unraveling
04:00 Were we just the spark on the dry powder?
04:25 Hot take:  Wars suck
5:00 News is hard to consume these days
5:20 Once in a lifetime, every 5 years
06:10 Kyle fondly remembers the presidents of his youth
6:48 Blowgate was called Once in a Lifetime
7:05 Dev depresses Kyle
7:30 Dev tempts Disney lawyers again
08:25 Everybody's got a Plus
08:50 The least depressing part came 23 years later
09:24 Dev will die on that hill
09:40 Some nobody from nowhere
10:00 Dev isn't fair
10:25 Everyone needs therapy
10:50 Cry in a Lambo, if you can
11:00 Sponsorships open!
11:30 In which Kyle's son is a con man
11:55 Extremely well off like Bernie Madoff
12:20 He didn't say it ran
12:40 Dev's former hobby
13:20 Kyle's first car
13:55 HOT STOCK TIP - CDs!
14:50 A new character is introduced
15:10 The lazy way wins the day
15:40 Lower case for the common man
16:00 Let's hear it for the easy way
16:15 Not a moral failing
16:30 Kyle doesn't write emails twice
17:35 Kyle lets Apocalyptos in on the secret
18:15 No one reads their email
18:35 Time saving tip
19:10 Perfection is never worth it
19:40 Anxiety is a bitch
19:55 You can rise to the top of the heap without grammar, Mrs. Donaldson
20:30 Teachers expected you to actually write a lot LESS
21:10 Imagine handwriting at the office, kids
21:30 Dev sets us straight
22:00 "Work talk" is better than "Nuke talk"
22:30 Down the rabbit hole
23:20 The reality is there if you sift through the bullshit
25:05 The worst kind of funhouse mirror
25:45 People like this really exist
26:23  That's all I'm saying
26:40 The human mind is a very soft toy to play with
27:15 If you question, you can be MORE sure of yourself
27:50 Kyle got a BS in BS
28:25 Facebook doesn't count
29:15 Kyle quit being a convincer
29:45 Kyle can't do a 13 percenter
30:05 Dev is far more generous than Kyle
30:20 If you're getting all your news from Dev & Kyle
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30:45 Dev has a stroke
31:00 "You keep saying it and it doesn't get any better"
31:26 "Oh Fetch, that's better"
32:00 Kyle used to have a lot of opinions
32:25 An Op-Ed about Wordle....
33:00 Million bucks, not a lot these days
33:20 Let's go back to Dev making up bad words
33:40 Wordle is spelled Wordel in America b/c Wordle is British
34:15 "Goan do me a Wurdel"
34:35 Dev's opinion policy is refined in his old age
35:08 "I don't have an opinion on that"
35:36 Dev would get thrown out of Kyle's house at dinner time
36:10 Dev will kill a grown man for pizza and wings
36:35 Hanger kills relationships
36:58 Kyle reveals relationship advice
37:30 Dev got an app and promptly forgot he got it
38:25 No way to predict this predicament
38:57 That doesn't happen to children
39:10 Dev is a creature of habit
39:40 Introducing spice
40:30 Kyle establishes dominance with his children
41:05 He already knows Dad is on top
41:30 Jumped the gun on blazing sauce
42:20 Cholula is respectable
42:48 Dave's atomic asshole
43:25 The owner is the hero
43:55 Normally you pay double for that kinda action, Cotton
44:13 Open your third eye
44:36 Dev is pro turning everyone on
45:10 Baby Life Scarring
46:00 The salsa was very good
46:22 "Oh, I've done that"
46:48 Mayo on your junk
47:10 Mr Jimmy is going to squeal
47:23 Jalapeno Chalmydia
47:34 Habanero Clap
48:00 JOKE TIME
48:33 Dev's joke followup
49:15 Nothing new going on in Latin
49:45 Apprentice Debated
50:21 FOR A LIVING!
51:00 Credits!