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Welcome to this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! Join Dev & Kyle as they discuss the weird hobbies of produce managers, what it will be like to be 100, how the pacific coastal waters have a way to try to shut that whole thing down, Dad movie plots, and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse!
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00:20 Come in like a lamb 00:40 Like a thousand spoons when all you need is a knife... 01:45 Kyle has forgotten being a child anymore 02:05 Dev famously asks a question he has no intention to listening to the answer to 02:52 So mentally sharp, she just *stood up* 03:27 Grandma Suzie is a weird name for a kid 04:00 RIP Pee-Wee 04:30 Pee-Wee was the gayest thing on Saturday Morning TV except for He-Man 05:30 Kyle's slight age difference with Dev only mattered from 1987 to 1998 06:15 Turns out Dev wasn't there for Kyle's childhood. If he was, there would be less to tell Dev 07:50 "We're on vacation, go ahead" 08:50 Kyle fantasizes about being 100 years old 09:20 WALTER KRONKITE, Damnit 09:50 and yet somehow an mp5 would be a worse podcast format 10:15 We didn't tell you kids about anything... 10:45 "Don't google kids" -- this advice brought to you by Dev & Kyle 11:30 Social Media algorithms are the worst 12:15 Tie you up with dopamine 12:30 My deepest desires? oh la la 13:10 Every single one. They are not as important as you think 14:00 When you're an adult, take a break from your parents, too 15:30 TikTok causes cancer. You heard it here first 15:50 "Facebook was better in the good old days" (we're talking about the unfiltered, chronological feed) 16:25 Facebook solved their problem by making yours 16:50 Nothing but rabbits and holes on this show 17:15 Kyle stands behind the idea that people aren't confused 17:50 There was a church picnic in Kyle's house and he was so surprised 19:24 It shrinks? 19:40 The Walter Kronkite of the Seinfeld of Podcasts has never seen Seinfeld 20:30 https://themessenger.com/news/spider-capable-of-causing-permanent-erections-shuts-down-entire-supermarket 21:15 You got some of that spider venom for my dick, yo? 21:50 Big fucking spider makes you better at fucking... 22:55 Erecno-phile 23:10 Step Spider? 23:55 You wanna get pricked? 24:25 Spiderman: No Way Down 25:00 Do not repeat anything you hear on this show at work. PLEASE 25:45 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation 26:30 Crab People 26:50 Dev bullies Kyle into the theme song 27:53 Dev slowly goes insane 28:50 Now Kyle will skip that episode so that he will never know 29:30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--9kqhzQ-8Q 30:30 We don't wait like Tom 31:00 Dad movies 31:55 Didn't get Moms 32:40 They go hard for Dads 33:10 65 Million Years, Adam Driver 33:55 Driver People, Driver People, look like people, talk like people 34:25 Dev's conspiracy theories 34:45 Olestra 35:10 He was mostly right: https://newsfeed.time.com/2012/08/14/mountain-dews-dub-the-dew-online-poll-goes-horribly-wrong/ 35:40 Kyle may be skittling on this show. Who knows? 35:55 Jolly Rancher in a Zima is what you served 17 year old girls when Kyle threw parties at 17 36:30 Dev always has too much faith in humanity 37:00 Butty McButtface 37:55 Let's check the stakes here 38:30 Welcome to the Internet 40:00 It is the Ramen noodles of plot, just add Adam emoting 41:00 Catching up on Marvel in the Kyle House 41:30 We all deal with loss in our own way 42:05 Well do they??? 42:24 JOKE TIME! 42:35 https://zen.ai/ytYCwxl82HFicdbVewg-8A 44:30 Dev & Kyle's immense research audience 44:50 The problem is always you, not us 45:15 What's the difference between Kyle and the New York Times? Kyle liked crossword puzzles before he was 40 years old 46:40 Bring on the buckets of fear! 47:15 People having fun instead of wage slavery? 47:40 The brain is an organ, just like a penis. They're the same 48:15 Snoop should sleep easier 48:40 Dev proves he's not Gen X 49:55 We went there because that's what we do here 50:30 Nothing counts anymore 50:45 Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse Home Game available nowhere 51:25 Dev said it, not Kyle 51:40 Dev comes for Canada 51:50 devnkylesta@gmail.com 52:05 Its not Quebec without a team 52:51 Thank god Dev's French is terrible
Welcome to the first of many Tuesday editions of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! The boys are back at it this week after some technical difficulties, but they persevere. Join Dev & Kyle as they discuss scorching Phoenix heat, giant scorpions, one thousand downloads, the statistical birth/death count of Netflix outages, Arizona wine country, peeing standing up and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse!
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00:22 The show begins on a whimper 00:40 Technical issues abound but we persist 01:10 Show publication moves to Tuesdays at Noon Eastern. Thank you for your support 01:20 Dev discusses the weather 01:40 The record breaking heat streak is over 02:15 https://www.simscale.com/blog/nasa-mars-climate-orbiter-metric 03:10 "this guy" was JPL and "that guy" was Lockheed Martin 03:45 Kyle provides insight into his missed opportunity as a moral judge of society 04:25 Dev measures on outputs, not effort 05:00 An unplausible story from the beginning 05:30 Don't touch other people's work product, Apocalyptos 05:40 Doubting Dev is his wife's #1 hobby 06:45 No Netflix... just chill 07:30 Dev's understanding of cooking is ... weird 07:55 The love story of a rocket scientist and a race car driver 08:25 THANK YOU, APOCALYPTOS!!!! 09:00 Kyle & Dev Kickstart the Recording Apocalypse 09:40 Dev & Kyle invented the accountability partner. Bet you've never heard of that 10:25 Listening to himself is now Kyle's #1 hobby 10:45 The number one reason for this show 11:30 https://mashable.com/article/voyager-nasa-how-long-will-mission-last 12:05 https://skyandtelescope.org/astronomy-news/glitch-causes-voyager-2-to-briefly-lose-contact-with-earth/ 12:40 You'll need the pythagoran theory for your podcast someday so pay attention kids 13:10 "I bet someone is going to fuck up in a very specific way" 14:15 The scientific Medal of Honor 14:30 The Devie's... 15:05 Devie and Kylie Start the Apocalypsie 15:25 Dev's Karaoke 15:40 Giant regular creatures... no thanks 16:00 Birds are studpid 16:40 Hey Austra-lyptos! 17:01 Kyle reads the back of the baseball card for Dev to guess 17:15 a three foot long freshwater scorpion!! 18:05 Faster than a flipflop! 18:25 Speed is speed. Many other scientific definitions available on this show 18:50 Dev does some light googling 19:05 Email us at devnkylesta@gmail.com 19:25 Cats will fuck your shit up 19:50 Dev is the douchebag on Kyle's podcast 20:15 ChatGPT is not as good as Dev 20:35 Discussion of Dev's ability in a triathalon 21:25 In which crocodiles and alligators choose their favorite format of a bicycle 22:30 Dev loses the trip to Cancun 22:45 This week on Syfy! 23:06 Snake Ass..... 23:30 Smurfette would be jealous of the downtime 24:18 JOKE TIME! 26:18 Dev expected more compassion from Scorpion 27:17 Hi Mrs Dev! 28:10 Mrs. Kyle doesn't like this show 28:40 Stone faced Kisser 29:10 Don't laugh at the parts we don't find funny 29:35 Dev predicts a lame-o 2nd half of the episode 30:45 https://www.lovetoknow.com/life/relationships/what-are-first-second-cousins 31:05 Kyle admits one of his only flaws is helping people be less wrong 31:15 This important part of the story 32:30 The pressure is already on for Kyle's kids to make grandkids, but not from the top of the org 32:40 The nervousness has started... 33:50 Well timed surrogacy 34:10 Assured genetic alignment 34:45 "Without the concept of legal adoption..." Boy this show is sometimes weird? 34:50 Step-twins! 35:17 devnkylesta@gmail.com 36:08 Still waiting on that email from Christian Laettner's family 36:50 Saturday Morning Children's television! 37:20 Stop it, DEV! 37:30 Dev's lucky he has Reddit to blame for his depravity 38:00 It wrongs itself! 38:50 Dev is challenged 39:10 Dev wins the challenge 39:30 https://a.co/d/4TVhPpz 40:15 Dev misunderstands the concept of wanting this alarm clock 40:48 Check the selling point of your oven. Is it soundproof? 41:35 Dev's back on Reddit 42:00 It was not the sink... 42:20 This story has to be fake if Kyle knows how to clean it 43:00 Smells like burnt piss 43:40 Health tips from Dev 44:05 https://www.pnas.org/ They have to KNOW, right? 44:30 P-nasty 45:00 Arizona wine country in Cornville 45:25 Dev is joining the Chamber of Commerce 45:40 Kyle explains what happens to the adult invite list of children's birthday parties 46:48 Six foot golden arch 47:00 Screams through the crowd 47:15 The world is *everyone's* urinal 47:55 https://a.co/d/2CWdirk 48:10 $12 now 48:30 devnkylesta@gmail.com 49:05 Kyle would never be disappointed in Dev. That's Dev's job. And Mrs. Dev 49:20 A THOUSAND DOWNLOADS!!!! 50:10 Night, John boy 50:42 gross
Welcome back to this week's edition of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! A shorter than normal episode this week because Dev suffered a mild concussion about an hour before the recording started. Join Dev & Kyle this week as they discuss that head injury, Kyle's faith in St. Bluetooth, Kyle's child's lack of self preservation instincts, watching kid's movies out of order, dismembered feet and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse! Use our special link https://zen.ai/ytYCwxl82HFicdbVewg-8A to save 12% at blendjet.com. The discount will be applied at checkout!00:50 Don't google that. It isn't real01:10 We all have to suffer it01:40 Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse02:05 Juicy J & Dusty Sparkles Start the Apocalypse02:30 Submit your suggestions to devnkylesta@gmail.com03:20 Dev's Amnesia leaves Kyle in charge04:00 A euphemism would be "Doing the Sting Tango"04:29 Roughly 4 inches / 10cm05:10 Dev concussion leads to distraction06:15 Dev tells us all about kickball rules07:20 WE GOT 'EM!08:40 I'm taking them out, too!09:15 Kyle is "Old Iron Butt"09:40 Wherein Kyle questions Dev's medical knowledge while he is concussed10:48 23 days of 110F/43.3C straight. 6 days of 115F/ 46.1C11:15 With the confidence only a two year old can have11:50 Like a super-hero12:10 The finger wag was too much though12:45 When body slamming children, I always recommend having a witness13:20 Kyle tricks Dev into circus tricks14:00 Nothing in this show should be construed as medical advice. EVER14:30 The best joke of the show foiled by that pesky timer15:10 Dev brings the whole show down16:14 Joe Walsh: 'Hotel California's' resident room revamper!16:25 actually about $255,780 today17:05 Rustler's Rooste was established in 197118:00 Dev's incredibly interested in balloon animal guy attire20:30 Dev's futile attempts at steering the family movies away from the annoying ones21:31 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209144/21:50 Madlynn!22:10 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt19500164/22:45 Go ahead, internet. Remix it23:20 A very positive review from a 2 year old!23:35 We caught Dev's daughter with a sharpie drawing a broken teacup on her leg24:00 Much like this episode, nothing makes sense24:10 Kyle doesn't like a movie he has to watch twice just to understand it26:00 Hickville Dev & ChatGPT Start the Apocalypse now26:30 Kyle finds religion...27:25 St. Bluetooth28:05 My watch is connected. Everything will be okay28:35 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0263488/28:55 WHOA!29:05 EXCELLENT!30:45 Kyle knows how to use a map. He isn't completely inept31:35 In which we find out about the shared consciousness of Louisville32:30 History of the streets & addresses of Tokyo32:55 https://oldschoolshirts.com/blogs/news/toy-tiger-in-louisville-was-a-bardstown-road-landmark33:15 How Tokyo addresses come to be34:25 Dev doesn't question why they tore down their house. He's ill34:51 These are the official post office addresses35:10 Dev begins to melt down35:37 Joke Time!!!35:48 https://zen.ai/ytYCwxl82HFicdbVewg-8A37:38 Dev loves a weasel tune37:55 A new spin on K-POP38:30 The mouse does actually deserve some poking right now38:58 All of the violence is against the mouse, not people39:31 Make us an offer we can't refuse39:50 Our big break is coming on that Scuba Mask40:15 https://www.iflscience.com/the-mystery-of-why-human-feet-keep-washing-ashore-in-the-us-and-canada-has-been-solved-5951341:18 Dev's the heel in every story41:35 apparently there was one matched pair once41:55 They finally figured it out with DNA at one point by discovering it was the foot of a known bridge jumper42:55 You're now buying LESS SHOE!43:25 some of the people are missing43:45 ON, give us a call44:00 Tennis shoes - get it?44:28 Shoes are going down longer and deeper on me than anyone else45:00 Bedazzle the fuck out of those shoes45:56 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xU2IWKfNLo
Welcome back to this week's edition of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! Join Dev & Kyle as they discuss Father's Day, pronunciations of controversial terms, Dev's neighborhood brush with anarchy, whether or not your pee smells, the bygone era of nightly news anchors and much MUCH more more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse! This episode is brough to you by the BlendJet 2: Use our special link https://zen.ai/devandkyle to save 12% at blendjet.com. The discount will be applied at checkout!
00:23 Dev comes in early00:45 Six more weeks of fireworks in Kentucky01:24 Welcome to the Show02:39 I choose not to believe it, Dev02:50 GIF Palace, where better GIFs are sold03:20 Dev's pronunciation crumbles like soft shit in the rain03:45 Pick a side, Giffrey04:25 Let's all go to the lobby04:40 Giphy is a great tool05:00 So much to talk about05:20 Rewind it back05:30 Dev's creepy calendar math06:02 If you owe a bill in February, don't pay it in April06:21 Happy Father's Day to all of you07:00 Stories of finding out someone you love peed on something07:45 Expressions of love on the road08:10 Autopilot while roadtripping08:55 Lots of weight in this case09:30 Look me in my eyeballs, Driver09:50 Dev complains about his child's ability to make shoes10:05 Hallmark's leading line of fart cards10:30 Dev's Ted Lasso Bromance is ensured11:05 The disappointment is brewing11:35 Kyle's knowledge of golf stores is ... below par12:16 JOKE TIME!!!12:51 A submarine disaster!13:10 Kyle bought him a new car13:55 "Electrical/Engineering Technician" was the title14:20 Kyle bought HIM a house14:28 That jokes sucks...14:45 People who don't miss $250,000 is who15:40 We get serious for a little bit16:10 You've heard of survivor's guilt... try Mother's guilt. No good16:40 13 successful trips with the 14th being the last17:10 Losing comms doesn't farfetched17:46 Dev hates Kyle18:00 We're electing President based on how many times you've gone down18:25 The Throat Goat, Nancy Reagan18:56 This isn't a podcast, but it is podcastic activity19:20 Taco Potentialities abound20:15 Now it is Dev's turn to go down20:45 Kum & Go (not a sponsorship)21:25 Dev's only in & out22:05 Like a Twilight Zone episode...22:25 The power actually came through the same wires as before22:48 FACEBOOK DURING A POWER OUTAGE!!!!23:20 Dev asked... but doesn't say he was allowed in?23:40 Neighborhood opinions... my favorite24:06 Nextdoor can fuck off24:35 Dev says all-inclusive, but I bet it is exclusive...25:35 Discussions of civil engineering captivate us all27:00 Sunk so deep, you'd just be standing on rock27:16 Physics is a main reason for a lot of things27:25 Physics and Racism :vomit emoji:28:21 Lasering and waxing are different28:40 https://www.verywellhealth.com/what-is-an-esthetician-1576428:50 https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/anaesthetician29:00 A Laser Hair Removal Technician (they should invent a new word for themselves)29:30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tX6jdoruH830:00 An entire situation that Zoomers can't comprehend30:45 Fill ins were invented by Myspace31:00 KEN JENNINGS!!!!!31:40 Dev admits he has no idea how to Google32:00 Peter Jennings32:45 WHO IS KEN JENNINGS!!!33:05 Dev goes insane33:35 Kyle quizzes Dev on American Civics33:55 31st President Ken Nissan34:35 American President DEATH SPREE after 198034:48 Dev & Kyle both forget Nixon35:00 Would four qualify as Lots, Dev?35:21 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Ford#:~:text=When%20Nixon%20resigned%20on%20August,presidency%20or%20the%20vice%20presidency35:47 We forget because he was the 2nd VP to resign36:15 Jimmy Carter is a good person36:25 Another 99 years for Jimmy and 100 years for Dev & Kyle37:00 Kyle did not send Dev dead people37:40 People coming back from the dead like some kind of reverse Pandemic38:05 The disease that specifically doesn't kill you38:30 Dev is constantly confused by that fact39:00 Even on the event of the death of Grandma, Dev wants to prove to doctors that he's right39:40 What a reveal!39:50 Imagine you woke up at your funeral and everyone booed?40:21 Invented by the railway man to keep your money40:50 Dev really loves Kentucky basketball41:15 https://beta.elevenlabs.io/voice-lab41:50 Dev now has plans for retirement42:15 Elevenlabs does not sponsor this show42:45 the voice cloning tool has a MAXIMUM43:05 Starting today, stop trusting the internet43:40 Finally a night record44:15 There is no cow feces in either beer44:40 Double IPAs for sure are hard hop ales45:12 Use our special link https://zen.ai/devandkyle to save 12% at blendjet.com. The discount will be applied at checkout!46:35 JOKE TIME!!!!47:02 BREAKING NEWS! Joey won!47:46 Headlocks & Hotdogs, this fall on Food Network!48:25 An actual athelete48:55 2023, worst year in a long time49:15 https://www.si.com/sports-illustrated/2023/06/30/what-joey-chestnut-wants-daily-cover June 30, 202350:33 EAT THE HEAD! EAT THE HEAD!50:45 Cannibalism is actually the scene through the old man's window in Home Alone51:45 Use that information on next year's sportsbooks52:40 Miki Sudo - 9 out of the last 10 years: Champ53:05 Consolation prize53:55 As exciting as soccer can be...54:08 The women are lowering expectations, just in case54:47 Dev is thinking of Brandi Chastain who did the slide54:58 Statistically, more people have done the electric slide than are alive today55:10 There's still opinions left in Kyle's ammo warehouse55:40 A lot of people don't know that Minor League Baseball is named after Minor celebrities56:35 Deep-fried asparagus: 12.8 lb (5.8 kg) of deep-fried asparagus in ten minutes (Stockton, California, April 26, 2014) at Stockton Asparagus Festival57:05 That smell is caused by... asparagusic acid. (That seems lazy, scientists)57:15 Dev doesn't like a lot of things57:25 There is no possible way, Dev57:50 Asparagus anosmia (can't smell it) is associated with variations in the DNA sequence called SNPs that determine our sense of smell58:15 People who say cilantro tastes like soap share a common smell-receptor gene cluster called OR6A2. This gene cluster picks up the scent of aldehyde chemicals, which are found in cilantro leaves and are also used in soapmaking59:00 Discussions of Durian smells59:50 The most impressive thing Kyle's ever done is this show01:00:15 Good night, everybody01:01:00 Thanks, Dev
Welcome to the June 11th, 2023 episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! Join Dev & Kyle as they discuss the world's most expensive scuba mask, disgusting topics related to body matter, six legged frogs, Netflix's mind control, the unluckiest ship in the Navy and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse!Use our special link https://zen.ai/devandkyle to save 12% at blendjet.com. The discount will be applied at checkout!
00:30 Today's earworm 00:56 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwBjhBL9G6U 01:15 That Elvis song they covered https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajp0Uaw4rqo 01:25 Kyle's mental gymnastics 01:40 BTS, in full Bangtan Sonyeondan (Korean: “Bulletproof Boy Scouts”) 02:10 Yeah, Kyle had never heard this one. It actually slaps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMweEpGlu_U 02:25 Welcome to Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse 02:45 One year anniversary special coming up 03:29 CONGRATULATIONS! 03:42 Who needs podcasting anyway? 04:15 Thanks for barely listening! 05:50 Calling all Dinosaur Asshole Scientists 06:25 There's no Kanye West on this podcast 07:10 Pedal powered wheelchair 07:45 Dev doth protest too much 09:20 Dev's a fan of night records 10:00 Grateful Dead - https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/222886/grateful-dead-cocktail/ 10:30 Doesn't mention the gingerbeer, that was Kyle's add-on to make it palatable 12:45 Sweet, sour, salty, bitter, umami 12:59 They are just the flavors we had taste buds for 13:15 Umami's so weak, you needed MSG 13:40 Dev's knee jerk reaction is to correct Kyle, regardless 14:00 Tasteless AND Mediocre 14:30 OW! I just spilled hot coffee on my hand. Not during the show, right now while writing these. If you're reading along, email us @ devnkylesta@gmail.com (I'm okay btw) 14:57 https://www.apple.com/apple-vision-pro/ 15:30 Stare into daddy's dead eyes, children 16:50 https://twitter.com/FreddieCampion/status/1665919835853979649 17:15 Mah mah mah mAH PERSONA!!! 17:45 If you're moving, I'm moving 18:15 The visual representation of your excess will be implied 19:10 HI MAMA DEV! 20:10 It was the Samsung Gear 20:40 Watch Honey I shrunk the kids that way was very meta 21:15 "You have all of human knowledge ON YOUR FACE!" 21:45 Not exploding is a hope for all our consumer gear 23:20 The famous Apple Brothers 23:45 The internet says you can plug into the wall 24:05 Pop your eyes right out of your skull 24:30 https://apnews.com/article/science-poland-wildlife-cats-birds-b942a55135832d085375de73c9cc2e23 25:30 We can all hope that July will be here someday 25:55 I guess it isn't "eliminate them" but it is "limit them" 27:00 You know how cat people can be 27:15 They're the same as dog people 27:30 Come at us, lizard people 27:55 You can put fuck on netflix 28:20 Netflix's mind control 28:40 Seriously, why did they need the k? 29:05 They grab on with NUPTUAL PADS! 29:30 Six legged frog! 30:10 In which Kyle attempts to extract the story 30:30 Ejector STORY! 31:35 Parenting in the 21st century 31:50 Dev continues to placate the boomers 32:40 Kyle likes a TP-Link 33:10 Dev reveals he's a luddite 33:30 In which someone figures out how to get Dec to not be their friend 34:45 "Unplug her, hide her, and then get her back out" 35:35 Didn't find Jesus, just a life partner 36:01 What a classy gentleman 36:30 Jealousy is the green eyed monster 36:55 It gets better.... 37:40 Kyle's teenage boys have checked... 38:30 Nickelback and Imagine Dragons. CANCEL HIM! 39:15 Dev has already been flagged by the FBI 39:30 devnkylesta@gmail.com please actually email us 39:55 Thanks for the email, Heather 40:15 Back to being a food podcast 40:55 "I guess it isn't bad"???? Welcome to "Kyle Starts the Apocalypse" 41:25 https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/25/dunkin-will-drop-donuts-from-its-logo-after-successful-test.html 41:50 Dunkin wasn't in California until 2015 42:15 Perfect California accents 42:30 devnkylesta@gmail.com 42:45 We'll see if you email us... 43:20 You know who you are 43:30 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inside_baseball_(metaphor) 43:55 Gimme Shelter! 44:25 Dev & Kyle Expand your Horizons 45:25 https://sprat.in/fifteen-percent-of-the-air-you-breathe-in-a-metro-station-is-human-skin 45:40 Skin? That's WORSE THAN FARTS! 46:45 https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/scientists-found-sweet-way-measure-pee-pools-180963124 47:00 Oh GROSS. Dev is right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S32y9aYEzzo 47:25 Chlorinated baths is how you REALLY get clean 47:42 It was 20 gallons in 220,000 gallons in the article 48:15 Apparently it is yellow laser beam targetted 48:40 Kyle always has one card to play 49:01 Blendjet 2 https://zen.ai/devandkyle 52:17 promo code DEVANDKYLE 53:15 Suburban camo, amirite? 54:00 Here's the joke 54:30 Kyle is actually sorry this time 55:20 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_William_D._Porter_(DD-579) 55:35 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tehran_Conference 01:02:25 Dreaming about wearing a non-waterproof scuba mask while watching a movie about scuba diving 01:03:15 Good night, everybody! 01:03:50 Damn!
Welcome to this long (for Americans at least) weekend edition of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! Join Dev & Kyle this week as they discuss the jobs that ChatGPT is coming for (Not Dev's, he's safe), the overlap of sports and municipal politics (riveting), the relative value of inventing new crimes vs performing old crimes with 1000 other perpetrators, Dev's annual trip to the Kentucky Derby, nickels vs rocks and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse!Ready to shop better hydration? use our special link https://zen.ai/devandkyle1 to save 20% off anything you order from liquidiv.com 00:00:21 Dev's back!00:01:10 The difference between Dev & GPT is the intelligence00:01:45 Life is like chasing a snake with an asphalt machine00:02:10 Kyle doesn't golf but he doesn't HATE golf00:02:40 Not actually Mark Twain00:03:00 Golf: Hit the ball as far as you can and if you find the ball the same day, you win00:03:25 Kyle doesn't pay attention00:03:50 Hockey is for everyone WITH A JACKET00:04:10 Arizona, the Florida of the southwest00:04:30 Best possible deal with a guy who got kicked out of his last arena00:05:00 It is just compensation, completely above board. That's why it isn't bribery00:05:30 Come check out my box00:05:40 FOX Corporation is what Kyle means00:06:52 That's a lot of power, Bob00:07:25 12F is the answer. https://www.extremeweatherwatch.com/cities/phoenix/lowest-temperatures00:08:15 Bellevue is definitely building Skynet00:08:30 Dev is just jealous of the robots coming for his job00:09:48 Fucking Sky Net....00:10:00 wait... what now?00:10:15 Wait, did Dev say Kyle's job is to steamroll00:11:21 OBS recorder & chat.openai.com & Talk-to-ChatGPThttps://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/talk-to-chatgpt/hodadfhfagpiemkeoliaelelfbboamlk00:11:55 devnkylesta@gmail.com00:12:10 We're talking AI applications for people to rein in this show00:12:30 Hey BOB00:12:45 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_penguin00:13:15 These are penguins, not rock stars00:13:35 We keep most of the internet out, intentionally00:14:30 Some chairs are for outside and some chairs are for inside. Kyle doesn't make the rules00:15:15 You know who else was resourceful and yet unprepared? MacGuyver00:15:40 There are two categories of things in a hotel room: Things you can take and things you can't00:16:10 If you work in a hotel, email us devnkylesta@gmail.com and tell us if anyone ever took the chair00:16:30 Confidence goes a long way... like this show00:17:15 Steal a chair? That's just recline-ulous! I'm seat-ainly innocent!00:18:20 Venn diagram of motels that provide chairs but don't provide AC is probably small 00:19:00 Get ready for Dev's ChatGPT impression...00:20:05 Kentucky people are last on the bourbon distributor list of people to please00:20:35 In which Dev has a problem with Supply side economics00:21:25 In which Kyle just reminisces about bourbons he's had00:22:00 https://www.southernliving.com/recipes/transfusion-drink00:22:45 Instead of waiting for wine, just add vodka00:23:25 Vodka is the only thing that markets that the best kind is utterly tasteless00:24:00 Transfusion boomerang00:24:30 You can survive any amount of booze if you drink it slow enough00:25:30 Cinco De Mayo was on May 5th, 2018 and will not again until 202900:26:30 Kyle learned about Thurby on this show last year00:27:00 That isn't actually why he couldn't be on the show00:27:30 If you don't invent a new crime, just have 30 people do the same crime as you at the same time00:27:55 Cracking the tops and bam bam bam!00:28:15 Just put the alcohol directly into my mouth00:28:30 Keys in the bowl is a reference to tipping with your wife, kids00:29:15 Nomihodai (all you can drink) with Teishoku (fixed menu) or Nomihodai & Tabehodai (all you eat)00:30:00 Americans are a special breed00:31:00 Love you, Australians00:32:20 I promise you the service will be good enough to keep your drink full00:35:15 Dev broke his promise to Kyle. We still have day jobs00:35:45 Gotta talk to Dev before Thurby or wait until after May 15th00:36:50 Race horses retire from running to go fucking00:38:50 This is shockingly accurate math from Kyle after two bourbons00:39:25 Kyle enables Dev. That's the entire genesis of this show00:40:15 Doubts to Dollars - The Dev Story00:40:55 https://www.businessinsider.com/jpmorgans-nickel-bags-turned-out-to-filled-with-stones-2023-300:41:10 England just has five pees00:42:11 How do you even know what nickel looks like?00:42:30 54 metric tonnes is 0.14% of the world supply but 2% of a years's worth of nickel mining00:44:10 Kyle is WILDLY wrong. 56 metric tonnes of the good rock is $35,00000:44:40 LLMs offer non-deterministic responses trained on human feedback, however mathematics is by definition deterministic (same answer every time)00:46:10 Especially if you are Dev's children or Kyle's children00:47:05 Chefs don't actually work at McDonald's00:48:47 Ready to shop better hydration, use our special link to save 20% off anything you order or use promo code DEVANDKYLE at checkout00:49:30 https://www.liquid-iv.com/articles/inside-seaberry-the-sustainable-story-of-a-superfruit00:52:25 It is joke time, so settle in00:52:55 This entire story is false, don't fall for it00:52:35 It is actually 100% false. Kyle is lying to you and to Dev00:54:35 Absolutely not a supreme court thing, Kyle continues to lie to Dev00:55:50 Not alcatraz because this is 100% made up00:56:05 A quick joke in the joke00:56:40 Sounds plausible right? 100% false00:57:50 All 200 people are made up, so don't cry00:58:24 It was obvious all along...00:59:20 The customary ritual is back!01:00:05 Actually nope. Still Dev
Dev was out of pocket this week so we brought in a guest host. No person was willing to put up with Kyle however so that guest host is ChatGPT! Listen along as Kyle & ChatGPT discuss AI capabilities, fact checking stories from previous episodes, crazy science facts, Kyle gets ChatGPT to say the quiet part out loud and much MUCH MORE!Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link https://zen.ai/devandkyle1 to save 20% off anything you order.
Welcome BACK! Our long international nightmare is over. Join Dev & Kyle for this week's EXTINCTION episode covering phone books, social security, 24 hours cable news hosts, 30ft Sea Cows, bananas, the meager social competency of humanity and much MUCH more on this week's SPONSORED episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! Check out liquidiv.com and use promo code DEVANDKYLE to save 20% on your entire order 00:20 VACATION IS OVER!00:30 Celebrating the firing of our competitors01:21 and that's a promise!01:35 Look inside yourself01:55 Dev fires another shot across the bow02:12 A story about crank calling02:30 a story from 1991 to 199703:00 Phone books are extinct03:20 Keep it secret, Keep it safe!03:45 That's not the only thing that the phone does that is illegal for me to do04:45 What was the actual purpose of the white pages?05:15 People don't know their own numbers today is way more popular06:00 Grade 2 tests were really hard06:30 Country bumpkin kids are not expected to own a computer07:10 Support the nuclear family by enforcing landline requirements07:30 a phone number is MEANT to be shared07:50 Go watch V, kids08:10 Sayonara Social Safety Net08:33 a story of medical professionals disagreeing 08:45 imagine a DMV footprinting though09:30 Dev makes it gross09:45 Our audience is not the problem, our hosts are the problem10:35 His connection to the world was disrupted11:15 Someone should teach Kyle how to tell a story11:45 Rulers don't save lives12:30 I still think they just eyeball it, Dev12:45 If you're a nurse, email us devnkylesta@gmail.com13:30 https://www.thisoldhouse.com/ For our youngest Apocalyptos14:07 Nurse departmental infighting is weird14:40 Trigger warning!15:00 Let's not disparage Kool-Aid15:15 Kyle's culinary insights15:30 The theme of the show comes together15:45 Dev & Kyle both eat. Keep listening to find out what else they have in common16:05 Brussel sprouts are not extinct16:48 https://www.wytv.com/news/daybreak/brussel-sprouts-have-been-altered-to-taste-better17:10 Magnets, how do they work17:32 Polarizing jokes are our specialty17:50 Kyle's google habits revealed18:15 Kyle is the Google of this show19:55 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gros_Michel_banana20:05 The Big Mike actually, Apocalyptos20:15 if you know how to show us how to pronounce it, email us devnkyle@gmail.com21:16 This story is still true for Michaels21:30 Not completely extinct but they stopped it, but actually the 1950s21:45 https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/31135/how-did-slipping-banana-peel-become-comedy-staple22:45 We still could have this banana23:30 HOLY SHIT DEV IS RIGHT!!!23:50 https://www.sciencefriday.com/articles/why-dont-banana-candies-taste-like-real-bananas/24:15 Dev's dream is now discovered to bring back a thing that isn't gone24:54 Wooly Mammoth Meatballs25:40 https://www.businessinsider.com/mammoth-meatball-cultivated-meat-company-mammoth-dna-2023-326:00 https://news.mit.edu/2017/engineers-create-nanobionic-plants-that-glow-121326:20 Allergies are a little out of control27:10 Doctor Dev approves28:05 imagine dedicating your life to something and not using it...28:15 Vegetarian scientists out here trying to create a loophole and not use it?29:05 SOMEBODY actually tasted it, you KNOW it29:30 https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2017/04/pleistoseacow/522831/30:40 Sailors hunted Dodos to extinctions31:00 The last person to spot a dodo, an English sailor named Benjamin Harry, called its flesh "very hard."31:20 The Dutch word for dodo was walghvodel, or “disgusting bird."31:30 Just find a dumb bird and eat it out of spite... actually - that's not a bad plan32:15 Try to keep track of how many bells are in this story...32:35 Dev's roundabout origin story for the Morlocks and the Eloi33:50 A customer so dumb, she stuns the employee34:25 If you're curious, yes, she had a Karen haircut36:00 Imagine your super power is talking to people until they can't mentally function36:45 Being so confident in your convenience running the world...37:40 The alternative to corporate malfeasance is WORSE38:00 "There is NO WAY someone is that stupid"38:30 Doordash and Enterprise, unified by having people39:14 Actually Episode 3, The Incredibles39:30 "No, I didn't talk to anyone"40:00 Parking lots, the great car exchange40:20 Dev's out here making stereotypes41:00 Kyle provides group therapy for stupid people42:35 Just assume that things are going to be done for you without asking42:50 Kyle doesn't make documentaries, he makes jokes43:30 Vegas is still gross44:10 WHAT A MIRACLE!!!44:58 whatever is in liquid IV is what my body needed45:45 liquidiv.com/pages/impact46:00 Ready to shop better hydration, use our special link https://zen.ai/devandkyle1 to save 20% off anything you order.46:50 You need hydration anyway, water you waiting for47:15 the official joke47:38 Use those codes fast, they might not work for long once they hear the show48:40 Dev offers some anti-sponsorship49:17 Let's turn this episode around with some feel good content49:30 Dev immediately offers his alibi50:10 This pilot was provided merely a flaming tube and landed it on land51:25 the warden declares that no one should be guarded during the emergency53:05 Kyle will pay $5 is another warden has ever said "We got an extra baby"53:34 https://nypost.com/2017/01/30/how-rikers-island-inmates-became-heroes-after-a-1957-plane-crash/54:14 Facebook is the new smoking54:30 Kyle saves actively seeks out feel good content, knowing what the first half of the episode 54:57 Kyle has journalistic integrity. He's the Walter Cronkite of this podcast55:25 We have proof we're good people55:45 Meatball and Meatball Host a Show56:17 Good night, everybody
Welcome to this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse and the official start of the new naming format. There was champagne in the green room for this momentous occasion. Join Dev & Kyle this week as they discuss the largest HOAs, the economics of running a Barbecue restaurant, unspoken rules that shouldn't need to be spoken, the Mecca for Rebeccas, the frustrations of home improvement and much, MUCH MORE! 00:30 Double Negatives all the way down01:09 devnkylesta@gmail.com01:20 Episode 17 if you like the old way 01:55 Apply this podcast topically03:35 "Mister Chik-Fil-A, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!"04:24 https://www.businessinsider.com/chick-fil-a-forced-to-tear-down-and-rebuild-busy-drive-thru-restaurant-2023-105:16 They always want to bitch05:55 Build Back Better... at a Chik-Fil-A06:15 The beginning of Dev Starts the Apocalypse06:40 This is what happens when Kyle's track is on mute07:20 Shout out Zencastr for saving all the audio during the fuckup!07:50 That's real municipal decision making!08:40 Just fucking demolish it!09:30 Chasers sounds like a shitty airport bar10:30 Dev & Kyle are a bargain at any price10:50 Sound drops for everyone11:15 https://www.huffpost.com/entry/nfl-teams-questions-prospects_n_63dc0809e4b01a4363932cfc12:30 "In 2010, then-Miami Dolphins general manager Jeff Ireland apologized to Dallas Cowboys first-round draft pick Dez Bryant for asking during a pre-draft visit whether his mother was a sex worker."13:30 No one can make a better football product?14:00 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southeastern_Conference14:43 Just wait for the end, ApocalyptosINSERT THE LINK TO THE COUNTRY RAP GIRL15:15 Giving the south a bad name since Jefferson Davis16:15 Vegas is just physically larger so the spheres are different17:00 Once you leave your hotel room, the professionalism in Nashville is gone17:20 We should work for the Nashville Chamber of Conference17:55 It doesn't appear to be a law, which makes it more baffling...19:10 HIP HOP COUNTRY???19:45 Kyle is particularly proud of this joke20:08 He was a perfectly nice guy, but he told stories that *HE* thought were normal20:40 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqgy4zx6yv421:30 We almost had a problem21:58 Dev & Kyle have our PhD in Opinions22:20 Get an opinion, fuck the rest22:40 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbecue_in_North_Carolina22:58 HOT TAKE ALERT!23:12 Sliced is not barbecue?23:55 The rule-maker says he doesn't make the rules24:25 Shaved is like being pulled24:35 Pulling the chicken is what it is called...25:21 Call us, Fuzzy's25:50 A bargain at twice the price26:05 Kyle loses the plot26:35 This is some Nostradamus shit27:00 Small places run out of food, this makes sense27:25 Today's pig is tomorrow's pig, it turns out28:45 Make us the head of the Treasury based on our Pig 29:00 https://www.creativereview.co.uk/its-finger-lickin-good-slogan-kfc/Finger lickin' good was invented in Phoenix30:05 Much like the rules the NFL should follow: "As soon as you hear it, that's the rule. DUH!"30:40 You can't sit around on those couch sales...31:30 A story in which Dev finally plans ahead32:10 Now Kyle is very curious about Dev's picky couch checklist32:40 Dev got a Covid baby...33:10 D&D is a good covid hobby33:35 Dev & Kyle find common ground in never working on the ground34:20 Closets have too many corners35:01 The chances of the audience thinking Kyle is a *complete* idiot are pretty high35:35 Saving $85/install means Kyle paid himself less than minimum wage to do this work himself36:00 Stuck on repeat, stuck on repeat, stuck on repeat36:20 Let's be honest, Kyle will be that stupid again37:25 Professionals bring accountability37:40 The mystery still abounds38:20 Dev still hasn't admitted Kyle didn't do it39:07 https://a.co/d/5Ptqyle40:25 New construction cabinet installers HATE homeowners41:00 Some Jackleg installed EVERY kitchen, Dev41:55 This is what two boomers hosting the show would sound like42:15 Kyle is about to break Dev's heart, get ready42:30 Kyle googled it. Every disposal has this43:00 The face is Dev realizing that he caused his own issues43:30 Only because the dishwasher isn't glued to the wall43:50 If Dev's dad finds out about the disposal Allen wrench crank, Kyle will be really really happy44:30 Kyle's super power is that he has no idea what he's doing so he finds the secrets by thinking to google it45:00 A story in which Kyle freaks out Dev45:15 Accidental Spasm is a good band name45:30 Creating new fears is the name of this show46:22 Finally, Dev admits Kyle didn't do it46:50 It is in the very center of your disposal, on the bottom47:10 "Don't do a Kyle" is a bad motto47:55 Contrary to this entire podcast history48:15 A bloodbath caused by a Bird scooter is a ... bird bath48:48 JOKE TIME! (for real this time)49:00 Blame and shame would have been a better name for this show49:25 The first time Dev didn't like a joke51:10 Dev's physical pain at Kyle's jokes is Kyle's favorite51:35 Only one joke was bad, you decide51:45 Whichever joke you decide, email us devnkylesta@gmail.com52:15 Making a 1 face is halfway to an 11 face52:30 Dev continues to not make the rules53:00 The grasshopper's name was Greg. The soccer coach's name was Gregg53:20 Spousal abuse is never a joke. Some people who have performed spousal abuse are jokes. See the difference?53:48 patreon.com/devandkyle54:15 Kyle uses this show as cocktail party fodder54:45 https://www.loucity.com/55:30 Fake Fans Unite56:30 Dev demonstrates sports knowledge56:55 March Madness is a Dev family tradition57:15 That's why Dev gets top billing, to make up for the 1997 championship57:35 Christian Laettner voted #1 most hated college player TWENTY YEARS LATERhttp://grantland.com/the-triangle/most-hated-college-basketball-player-day-7-there-can-only-be-one/58:17 Christian, come on our show and redeem yourself devnkylesta@gmail.com58:27 If you are in the six degrees of Christian Laettner, email us59:10 Calling all villains59:45 Dumb stories are the bread and butter of this podcast1:00:21 MAMBO!1:01:20 Dev declares his allegiance
Welcome to the newest episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! This week on the show, Dev & Kyle discuss the very first follow-up article to previous news they've shared on the show. Of course, you know it has to be cloaca science. Join in the fun while Dev & Kyle also discussing the riveting subjects of the week like showerheads, rule 34, the political leanings of Chumbawumba, how much poops might weigh, the one legged people who have inspired us, and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse! 00:30 Adobe Podcast00:55 Episode 1601:35 62F / 16.5C in the office02:35 Dev taking surprise showers03:10 Shower stall04:15 Third time's the charm4:40 https://www.moen.com/nebia-by-moen/quattro Kyle does love it, no sponsorship05:30 A Discussion in which Kyle shames Dev and Kyle is 100% wrong. The epidermis is the outermost layer of skin06:10 Emotional and physical scars06:48 Christmas Day for D&K famously the most pornographic episode of the year07:30 It is physics, baby8:30 Shower beers are one of the greatest things8:55 Dev auditioning for Red Skull09:28 Super Hot, Slightly Abrasive - our new tagline10:00 In which we uncover Dev's deepest emotional needs10:40 Kopi Luwak Coffee from episode 111:05 https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/19/science/dinosaur-cloaca-fossil.html the article in question11:15 https://www.devandkyle.com/e/dev-kyle-start-the-apocalypse-episode-7/12:00 Foss Hole12:48 https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(20)31891-114:15 START!? What did she do for her PhD15:00 Rule 34 - If it exists, there is porn of it. Sorry kids15:40 Try to imagine that Pinterest board16:15 Just the door, not the club16:38 Ms. Armita Manafzadeh is not actually a PhD, a vertebrate paleontologist at Brown University17:20 Kyle breaks Dev17:50 Strong suspicion of a penis...18:40 End Quote...18:50 Sixth grade American Sex Ed19:15 Hammering Home the cloaca19:40 Katherine J Wu, we salute you20:15 Kyle was forced to think about Dinosaur penises and now you are, too20:50 We got a 2nd opinion here folks21:15 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Cronkite for you Zoomer fans of ours21:25 The great thing about him is that he's dead...21:45 Only the dead are safe from Cordyceps22:00 This is Dev's Jeff Goldblum impression, can you tell?22:28 The best joke of the entire show and not during Joke Time...23:20 https://poozeum.com/t-rex-poop 23:35 Kyle doesn't even point out this is from the Poozeum23:58 The 2nd best joke of show24:20 There is no cartilage in a human penis, however many other species do contain cartilage24:48 https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Couric25:30 Dev reveals he doesn't know what a Couric conversion is26:47 The moment Kyle does exact math in his head. Let's all be impressed27:36 The moment Kyle claims his laurels27:51 coprolite - fossilized excrement28:35 I'm sure there is actual evidence29:05 The moment in which Kyle ruins his math streak29:35 Dev challenges performance rates29:48 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chumbawamba#:~:text=Their%20anarcho%2Dcommunist%5B1%5D%20political%20leanings30:00 Not one of their last songs, but their last hit30:22 It is not true that they are Irish. They were British (mostly)30:45 "[Vocalist] Nutter... advised fans of their music who could not afford to buy their CDs to steal them from large chains such as HMV and Virgin" --from that Wikipedia article31:00 Bringing the deep cuts31:20 If you have never even heard of Tubthumpin' email us at devnkylesta@gmail.com32:05 There's only the one hole32:20 A palette cleanser is needed, but we don't have one32:45 If you're interested in having this show as a record, too bad, hipster33:30 Dev simply waiting to meet Kyle is the way Kyle believes Dev's life has gone 34:00 JOKE TIME! 34:30 Imagine the things that Dev would be unwilling to say35:40 Cut yer leg off36:35 In which Dev reveals a lot about the genesis of his sense of humor37:55 Spoiler alert: This joke is fucking gross40:30 The actual re-telling of this joke is available as a Patreon exclusive41:40 Kyle did chuckle, it is true41:55 Dev's lack of delivery is quaint44:20 Dev casts aspersions on the younger generation44:55 Also known as a "circle of hell"45:40 a robo-cart provided by the grocery store46:05 Speed governors ruin everyone's fun in those 47:15 KA-THUNK47:50 Like whatever the worst Fast & Furious movie ever is48:42 The fake leg just rips right off50:22 Dev likes to pretend he's not horrible50:40 In which Dev imagines51:40 https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dean%20Koontz#:~:text=dean%20koontz-,another%20name,-for%20yr%20poonanny51:50 Kyle deserves a Bronze Star52:10 "Here you go"52:30 No one wants to be here so lets stop being here52:55 Serendipity53:15 Kyle believes in all of your enjoyment53:50 chat.openai.com/chat try it yourself54:20 Dev is hastening the end of his day job so we focus on being podcasters55:25 devnkylesta@gmail.com55:50 Good night, everybody56:24 The most important question of the show